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Batman Returns

Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you

Catwoman:
Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you

Full Transcript

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Oh please
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I wouldn't touch you to scratch you
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
768
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:36
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, fantasy
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Polygram Pictures

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Movie Summary

While Batman deals with a deformed man calling himself the Penguin, an employee of a corrupt businessman transforms into the Catwoman.

Actors

Michelle Pfeiffer
Catwoman
Michelle Pfeiffer
You lousy minx I ought to have you spayed - Batman Returns 00:05
You lousy minx I ought to have you spayed
Goodbye my unintendedGo to heaven - Batman Returns 00:06
Goodbye my unintendedGo to heaven
Thank you. - Batman Returns 00:06
Thank you.
There he is! - Batman Returns 00:26
There he is!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this but my license is expired. - Batman Returns 00:10
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this but my license is...
Just relax. - Batman Returns 00:11
Just relax.
You got to admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell! - Batman Returns 00:34
You got to admit, I've played this stinking city like a...
You got to admit I've played this stinking citylike a harp from hell - Batman Returns 00:07
You got to admit I've played this stinking citylike a...
That's funnyintense musicAlright now I'm a little worried - Batman Returns 00:13
That's funnyintense musicAlright now I'm a little...
Alright, now I'm a little worried. - Batman Returns 00:07
Alright, now I'm a little worried.
So he survived. - Batman Returns 00:33
So he survived.
So he survived What's the worryHe didn't even lose a limban eyeball bladder control - Batman Returns 00:08
So he survived What's the worryHe didn't even lose...
When it came time to ensure the safety of our fair city did the mayor have a plan? - Batman Returns 00:47
When it came time to ensure the safety of our fair city did...
But let's not forget about repairing the BatmobileThere's security to considerIt's not as though we can take itto any old Joe's body shop is it sirSecurityWho let Vicki Vale into the bat caveI'm sitting there working and I turn around there she isOh hi - Batman Returns 00:20
But let's not forget about repairing the...
- Ready? - I think I'll take the stairs. - Batman Returns 00:12
- Ready? - I think I'll take the stairs.
'You ask me' 'am I up here for personal glory?' 'No.' 'I've toiled for many years' in happy obscurity beneath your boulevards. - Batman Returns 00:32
'You ask me' 'am I up here for personal...
Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech? - Batman Returns 00:09
Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to...
There he is! - Batman Returns 00:08
There he is!
My babies - Batman Returns 00:04
My babies
My babiesDid you miss megruntingOh did you miss meGreat speech OswaldgroansAnd my name is not OswaldIt's PenguinI am not a human beingI am an animalCold blooded - Batman Returns 00:37
My babiesDid you miss megruntingOh did you miss meGreat...