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Batman Returns

They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!

The Penguin:They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!

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They wouldn't put me on a pedestal
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so I'm laying them on a slab
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,094
Timestamp in Movie
01:44:59
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, fantasy
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Polygram Pictures

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Movie Summary

While Batman deals with a deformed man calling himself the Penguin, an employee of a corrupt businessman transforms into the Catwoman.
'Thirty seconds until ignition.' 'Estimated casualties after launch' 'one hundred thousand people.' 'The penguins have reached Gotham Square.' - Batman Returns 00:29
'Thirty seconds until ignition.' 'Estimated...
Fifteen seconds to ignition. - Batman Returns 00:18
Fifteen seconds to ignition.
Alright, let's turn them around. - Batman Returns 00:09
Alright, let's turn them around.
Something is wrong. - Batman Returns 00:14
Something is wrong.
Hey. Whoo. Come here. 'There is also something coming this way..'...very large, very fast. - Batman Returns 00:18
Hey. Whoo. Come here. 'There is also something coming...
Alright, I'm homing in on the signal's origin. - Batman Returns 00:26
Alright, I'm homing in on the signal's origin.
You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask! - Batman Returns 00:19
You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak...
You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freakand you have to wear a maskYou might be right - Batman Returns 00:10
You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freakand...
But what it all comes down to iswho's holding the umbrella - Batman Returns 00:06
But what it all comes down to iswho's holding the...
Ah. My babies! - Batman Returns 00:08
Ah. My babies!
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for you with a minimum of fuss. - Batman Returns 00:17
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for...
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for youwith a minimum of fusscracks whipMoney jewelsa very big ball of stringYour blood Max My bloodMax I gave at the officeCatwoman A half pint I'm talking gallonsMax 'Let's make a deal other than my - Batman Returns 00:31
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for...
- Your blood, Max. - Batman Returns 00:41
- Your blood, Max.
Let's just take him to the police. - Batman Returns 00:12
Let's just take him to the police.
Selina.....don't you see? - Batman Returns 00:19
Selina.....don't you see?
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for you with a minimum of fuss - Batman Returns 01:08
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for...
Selina, please. - Batman Returns 00:16
Selina, please.
Bruce I wouldI would love to live with you in your castleforever just like in a fairy taleNo I just couldn't live with myselfso don't pretend this is a happy ending - Batman Returns 00:22
Bruce I wouldI would love to live with you in your...
No! I just couldn't live with myself so don't pretend this is a happy ending. - Batman Returns 00:52
No! I just couldn't live with myself so don't...
SelinaSelina KyleYou're firedAnd Bruce WayneWhy are you dressed up like BatmanBecause he is Batman you moronWas - Batman Returns 00:18
SelinaSelina KyleYou're firedAnd Bruce WayneWhy are you...