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Batman Returns

You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates

Catwoman:
You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates

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You poor guys
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Always confusing your pistols with your privates
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
938
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:53
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, fantasy
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Polygram Pictures

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Movie Summary

While Batman deals with a deformed man calling himself the Penguin, an employee of a corrupt businessman transforms into the Catwoman.

Actors

Michelle Pfeiffer
Catwoman
Michelle Pfeiffer
Don't hurt us lady Our take home's less than 300You're overpaid Hit the road - Batman Returns 00:07
Don't hurt us lady Our take home's less than...
Aah! Yeah. Go ahead and hit me. - Batman Returns 00:16
Aah! Yeah. Go ahead and hit me.
Admiring your handiwork? - Batman Returns 00:17
Admiring your handiwork?
Touring the riot sceneGravely assessing the devastationUpstanding mayor stuffYou're not the mayorThings change - Batman Returns 00:22
Touring the riot sceneGravely assessing the...
You're not the mayor. - Batman Returns 00:17
You're not the mayor.
What do you want Ah the direct approachI admire that in a man with a masklaughingYou don't really think you'll win do youThings changewhooshingdramatic musicbreathing heavilyMeowexplosionI saw her firstGotta fly - Batman Returns 00:49
What do you want Ah the direct approachI admire that in a...
You don't really think you'll win, do you? - Batman Returns 00:27
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
How could you? - Batman Returns 00:11
How could you?
How could youI'm a womanI'm sorry I I UhUhhAs I was sayingI'm a woman and can't be taken for grantedLife's a bitch Now so am I - Batman Returns 00:28
How could youI'm a womanI'm sorry I I UhUhhAs I...
As I was saying.. - Batman Returns 00:13
As I was saying..
Saved by kitty litter - Batman Returns 00:04
Saved by kitty litter
Alfred.. - Batman Returns 00:13
Alfred..
Meow - Batman Returns 00:03
Meow
Meow. Mayor. Mayor. - Batman Returns 00:11
Meow. Mayor. Mayor.
I may have saved the mayor's babybut I refuse to save a mayorwho stood by helpless as a babywhile Gotham was ravaged by a diseasethat turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clownsand happy homemakers into Catwomen - Batman Returns 00:25
I may have saved the mayor's babybut I refuse to save a...
Mr Cobblepot you're the coolest role modela young person could haveAnd you're the hottest young persona role model could have - Batman Returns 00:13
Mr Cobblepot you're the coolest role modela young...
I could really get into this mayor stuffIt's not about powerIt's about reaching out to peopletouching people groping people - Batman Returns 00:09
I could really get into this mayor stuffIt's not about...
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for - Batman Returns 00:05
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for
It's chilly in hereI'll warm you 'Down Oswald ' - Batman Returns 00:08
It's chilly in hereI'll warm you 'Down Oswald...
We need to talkYou see you and I have something in commonSounds familiarUh appetite for destructionContempt for the czars of fashionWait Don't tell meNaked sexual charismaBatmanThe thorn in both our sidesthe fly in our ointmentOintment uh huhI've got - Batman Returns 00:35
We need to talkYou see you and I have something in...