"Batman: The Animated Series" quotes

00:09 I am vengeance I am the night Ha! 00:08 (ALL GREETING) 00:19 (ALL GROANING) 00:12 Amazing what a little corrupted computer code will do. 00:22 - Any last words? - Just one. 00:29 - Any word on the Joker? - Nothing. 00:19 BABY: Isn't this the best-est? 00:11 (BATMAN GROANS) 00:14 (BATMAN GRUNTS) 00:08 BATMAN: Alfred? 00:09 (BELL DINGING) 00:18 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:09 (BOTH SCREAM) 00:06 BOTH: Whoa! 00:08 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 00:11 Bring it out. 00:06 Call me. 00:12 Come on out. 00:06 (CRASHES) 00:19 DICK: 3-1-7-5, 00:06 DISPATCH: All units, suspect Quinn has been sighted 00:17 (DISTANT EXPLOSION) 00:19 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 00:15 Excellent. 00:18 For your sake, I hope so. 00:15 Forget to pay a parking ticket? 00:30 - Freeze, clown. - Quinn, stop! 00:10 Freeze, I don't know what Walker said or promised you, 00:23 (GASPS) 00:21 (GASPS) 00:13 Gee, what's wrong with them? 00:18 Get this stupid thing off me. 00:09 Get the hostages out. I'll go after Dahl. 00:15 - Grab on. - I can do it myself, thank you. 00:09 (GROANS) 00:20 (GROANS) 00:13 (GRUNTING) 00:17 (GRUNTS) 00:28 (GRUNTS) 00:09 (GRUNTS) 00:23 (GRUNTS) 00:08 Ha! 00:07 HARLEY: Hey, look, guys. The big shot's back. 00:29 HARLEY: You don't know when to quit, do you? 00:30 His accomplices plea-bargained immediately. 00:07 (HONKING HORN) 00:28 I always feel sad at funerals. 00:14 Attention, all residents of Oceana. 00:19 I could have rid Gotham of the fools in city hall and the po... 00:24 I didn't even get to keep my new dress, 00:19 I got nothing to say. 00:23 I see your taste in prisoners is improving, Bolton. 00:16 I still don't see why a theme-park mogul would kidnap M... 00:08 I think I made a mess on your cape. 00:11 I think you'll find that suit is a perfect duplicate of... 00:10 Well, that's it for our contestants. 00:28 I was working with you, Batman. 00:25 You in the car, release your hostage immediately. 00:16 You'll get oatmeal and like it. 00:06 (ICE CRACKING) 00:22 I'll buy that. 00:13 I'm gonna get that little kook if it's the last th... 00:16 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 00:05 Intruder threat has been neutralized, sir. 00:14 - It's Batman. - Cool. Hey, Batman, down here. 00:15 I've homed in on his power source. 00:06 Just what this town needs, 00:06 (LAUGHS) 00:22 (LAUGHTER) 00:10 Let's go. 00:24 Look, let's make a deal. 00:29 Look. 00:07 Looks like we're swimming home. 00:26 - MAN: Look. - Every time I open a park, 00:10 - Mr. Walker! - Get out of here. Now! 00:31 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 00:10 My compliments. This is a great little idea. 00:21 My little girl. I was so worried. 00:08 - Night, Brian. - See you tomorrow. 00:12 - No, don't. Stop her. - WOMAN: Help! Wait! 00:11 No. Help! 00:07 Now you shall learn new lessons in fear. (CHUCKLES) 00:23 Oh, no! 00:24 Over the years, I remembered how happy I was with all of you... 00:07 Pull the brake! 00:10 ROBIN: A microchip? 00:06 (ROBIN GROANS) 00:09 (ROBIN GRUNTS)