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"Batman: The Killing Joke" quotes

Batman: The Killing Joke poster
As Batman hunts for the escaped Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime attacks the Gordon family to prove a diabolical point mirroring his own fall into madness.

Director: Sam Liu
Writer: Brian Azzarello, Brian Bolland, Bob Kane
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, action, crime
Year: 2016
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $3,775,000
Released: 25 Jul 2016
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

89 Clips

So when you find yourself - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:15
So when you find yourself
I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:26
I realize this is probably not how you thought the story...
My uncle's a dinosaur Lonny - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:07
My uncle's a dinosaur Lonny
I'd been with Batman for almost three years - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25
I'd been with Batman for almost three years
Batgirl I am impressed - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:11
Batgirl I am impressed
You're the girl detective - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36
You're the girl detective
Hi nothing on cable tonight so I thought I'd get out and get some exercise - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36
Hi nothing on cable tonight so I thought I'd get out and get...
What are you doing - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25
What are you doing
You're seeing a guy but not really dating - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37
You're seeing a guy but not really dating
'Cause I thought I was a little more special - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37
'Cause I thought I was a little more special
Batgirl I'm afraid I didn't get your number - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36
Batgirl I'm afraid I didn't get your number
You let him play you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:24
You let him play you
It's all over the news - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:35
It's all over the news
It's like a dance - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:31
It's like a dance
Negotiating - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:29
Negotiating
Darker men huh - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:31
Darker men huh
They were on their way out - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37
They were on their way out
So you and yoga guy - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37
So you and yoga guy
Let me tell you something - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36
Let me tell you something
Barbara I don't know if you can hear me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:35
Barbara I don't know if you can hear me
It's what you're looking for - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37
It's what you're looking for
Hello Barbara it's Dad - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:19
Hello Barbara it's Dad
Hell of a night huh - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25
Hell of a night huh
Your refreshments Master Bruce - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:20
Your refreshments Master Bruce
Yeah Dad I just got back from the lacrosse game - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22
Yeah Dad I just got back from the lacrosse game
Coroner came and gave things the eyeball - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37
Coroner came and gave things the eyeball
Listen to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25
Listen to me
So Commissioner I need your help - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:23
So Commissioner I need your help
You know I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22
You know I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't
Some woman found Ms Gordon name of Colleen Miles - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:21
Some woman found Ms Gordon name of Colleen Miles
So I quit to be a comedian to make people laugh - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:11
So I quit to be a comedian to make people laugh
By clinging to reality you're denying the reality of the situation - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25
By clinging to reality you're denying the reality of the...
You had a bad day and everything changed - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22
You had a bad day and everything changed
What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it doesn't matter to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06
What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it...
Remembering's dangerous - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:08
Remembering's dangerous
Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:05
Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs
I don't want to have to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06
I don't want to have to hurt you
I've been thinking lately about you you and me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:10
I've been thinking lately about you you and me
Alone at last - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:24
Alone at last
We are on this - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:26
We are on this
Apparently I got there right after they left - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36
Apparently I got there right after they left
It doesn't have to be good to be a classic - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:05
It doesn't have to be good to be a classic
Well what are you waiting for - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:13
Well what are you waiting for
Jim are you still - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:32
Jim are you still
I mean what is it with you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:18
I mean what is it with you
Finish the Commissioner take him where he needs to be and please do be careful - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:10
Finish the Commissioner take him where he needs to be and...
I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:27
I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here
Barbara Kathleen Gordon what the hell have you done - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06
Barbara Kathleen Gordon what the hell have you done
Why are you doing this - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:09
Why are you doing this
All it takes is one bad day - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06
All it takes is one bad day
I saw that abyss you spoke about - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:19
I saw that abyss you spoke about
Please tell me what I'm doing here - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:14
Please tell me what I'm doing here
You're not in it like I am Barbara - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36
You're not in it like I am Barbara
I'm going to count to 10 - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:04
I'm going to count to 10
Why can't you see the funny side - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:19
Why can't you see the funny side
Well that's what a dose of reality will do to you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:12
Well that's what a dose of reality will do to you
I don't want either of us to end up killing the other - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:05
I don't want either of us to end up killing the other
Yes memory is so treacherous - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:33
Yes memory is so treacherous
All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he knows who I am - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:12
All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he...
I don't want to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:32
I don't want to hurt you
Because something like that happened to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:34
Because something like that happened to me
You know it's funny - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:35
You know it's funny
I quit to be a comedian - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:44
I quit to be a comedian
By clinging to reality - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:55
By clinging to reality
You had a bad day and everything changed - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:55
You had a bad day and everything changed
AII it takes is one bad day - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:39
AII it takes is one bad day
What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it doesn't matter to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:41
What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it...
So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:48
So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of...
Remembering's dangerous - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:39
Remembering's dangerous
Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:40
Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs
I don't want to have to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:45
I don't want to have to hurt you
Barbara Kathleen Gordon - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:42
Barbara Kathleen Gordon
First of all - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:42
First of all
I've been thinking lately about you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:42
I've been thinking lately about you
I'm going to count to 10 - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:39
I'm going to count to 10
What is it with you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:45
What is it with you
I saw that abyss you spoke about - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:47
I saw that abyss you spoke about
You're going mad - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:47
You're going mad
Why aren't you laughing - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:45
Why aren't you laughing
Do be careful - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:44
Do be careful
That's what a dose of reality will do to you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:45
That's what a dose of reality will do to you
I swear to God - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43
I swear to God
Why are you doing this - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43
Why are you doing this
You're not like I am - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:53
You're not like I am
Memory is so treacherous - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:53
Memory is so treacherous
What do you mean - Batman: The Killing Joke 01:00
What do you mean
I don't want to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:53
I don't want to hurt you
Sometimes another - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43
Sometimes another
It's funny - Batman: The Killing Joke 01:11
It's funny

Cast

Batman - Kevin Conroy
The Joker - Mark Hamill
Barbara Gordon - Tara Strong
Commissioner Gordon - Ray Wise
Francesco - John DiMaggio
Detective Bullock (voice) - Robin Atkin Downes
Alfred - Brian George
Reese (voice) - JP Karliak
Murray (voice) - Andrew Kishino
Mitch - Nolan North
Paris - Maury Sterling
Carny Owner (voice) - Fred Tatasciore
Patrolman (voice) - Bruce Timm
Jeannie (voice) - Anna Vocino
Call Girl (voice) - Kari Wahlgren
Maroni (voice) (as Rick Wasserman) - Rick D. Wasserman