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"Batman: The Killing Joke" quotes

Batman: The Killing Joke poster
As Batman hunts for the escaped Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime attacks the Gordon family to prove a diabolical point mirroring his own fall into madness.

Director: Sam Liu
Writer: Brian Azzarello, Brian Bolland, Bob Kane
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $3,775,000
Released: 25 Jul 2016
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

73 Clips

I don't want to have to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:07 I don't want to have to hurt you What do you think you're doing - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:15 What do you think you're doing My uncle's a dinosaur Lonny - Batman: The Killing Joke 01:07 My uncle's a dinosaur Lonny Batgirl I am impressed - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:13 Batgirl I am impressed You're the girl detective - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:42 You're the girl detective Hi nothing on cable tonight so I thought I'd get out and get some exercise - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:48 Hi nothing on cable tonight so I thought I'd get out and get... What are you doing - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43 What are you doing You're seeing a guy but not really dating - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:47 You're seeing a guy but not really dating 'Cause I thought I was a little more special - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:38 'Cause I thought I was a little more special Batgirl I'm afraid I didn't get your number - Batman: The Killing Joke 01:07 Batgirl I'm afraid I didn't get your number You let him play you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:24 You let him play you Negotiating - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:51 Negotiating Alone at last - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:24 Alone at last So you and yoga guy - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:37 So you and yoga guy Let me tell you something - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:52 Let me tell you something Barbara I don't know if you can hear me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:40 Barbara I don't know if you can hear me It's what you're looking for - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:46 It's what you're looking for Hello Barbara it's Dad - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:19 Hello Barbara it's Dad Hell of a night huh - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25 Hell of a night huh Your refreshments Master Bruce - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:20 Your refreshments Master Bruce Yeah Dad I just got back from the lacrosse game - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22 Yeah Dad I just got back from the lacrosse game Coroner came and gave things the eyeball - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:50 Coroner came and gave things the eyeball Listen to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25 Listen to me So Commissioner I need your help - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:23 So Commissioner I need your help You know I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22 You know I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't Some woman found Ms Gordon name of Colleen Miles - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:21 Some woman found Ms Gordon name of Colleen Miles By clinging to reality you're denying the reality of the situation - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:25 By clinging to reality you're denying the reality of the... Well what are you waiting for - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:13 Well what are you waiting for Jim are you still - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43 Jim are you still It doesn't have to be good to be a classic - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:05 It doesn't have to be good to be a classic I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:53 I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here Please tell me what I'm doing here - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:14 Please tell me what I'm doing here You're not in it like I am Barbara - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43 You're not in it like I am Barbara Why can't you see the funny side - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:19 Why can't you see the funny side I don't want to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:46 I don't want to hurt you Because something like that happened to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:34 Because something like that happened to me I'd been with Batman for almost three years - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:24 I'd been with Batman for almost three years It's all over the news - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:17 It's all over the news It's like a dance - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:36 It's like a dance Darker men huh - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22 Darker men huh They were on their way out - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:39 They were on their way out So when you find yourself - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:15 So when you find yourself I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:26 I realize this is probably not how you thought the story... So I quit to be a comedian to make people laugh - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:11 So I quit to be a comedian to make people laugh You had a bad day and everything changed - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:22 You had a bad day and everything changed What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it doesn't matter to me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06 What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it... Remembering's dangerous - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:08 Remembering's dangerous Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:05 Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs I've been thinking lately about you you and me - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:10 I've been thinking lately about you you and me We are on this - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:26 We are on this I mean what is it with you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:18 I mean what is it with you Finish the Commissioner take him where he needs to be and please do be careful - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:10 Finish the Commissioner take him where he needs to be and... Barbara Kathleen Gordon what the hell have you done - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06 Barbara Kathleen Gordon what the hell have you done Why are you doing this - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:09 Why are you doing this All it takes is one bad day - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:06 All it takes is one bad day I saw that abyss you spoke about - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:19 I saw that abyss you spoke about I'm going to count to 10 - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:04 I'm going to count to 10 Well that's what a dose of reality will do to you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:12 Well that's what a dose of reality will do to you I don't want either of us to end up killing the other - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:05 I don't want either of us to end up killing the other Yes memory is so treacherous - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:33 Yes memory is so treacherous All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he knows who I am - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:12 All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he... You know it's funny - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:35 You know it's funny By clinging to reality - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:55 By clinging to reality I don't want to have to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:45 I don't want to have to hurt you You're going mad - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:47 You're going mad Why aren't you laughing - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:45 Why aren't you laughing You're not like I am - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:53 You're not like I am I don't want to hurt you - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:53 I don't want to hurt you Sometimes another - Batman: The Killing Joke 00:43 Sometimes another

Cast

Batman - Kevin Conroy
The Joker - Mark Hamill
Barbara Gordon - Tara Strong
Commissioner Gordon - Ray Wise
Francesco - John DiMaggio