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Please, Batman, help me. - (COMPUTER BEEPING)
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Batman vs Two Face

Please, Batman, help me.- (COMPUTER BEEPING) Not to worry, old chum

Please, Batman, help me.
- (COMPUTER BEEPING) Not to worry, old chum

Full Transcript

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- Please, Batman, help me. - (COMPUTER BEEPING)
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Not to worry, old chum.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
76
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:10
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
animation, action, comedy
Production
DC Entertainment,Warner Bros. Animation

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Movie Summary

Gotham City District Attorney Harvey Dent is mutilated in a laboratory accident. When the duplicitous Two-Face embarks on a crime spree, Batman and Robin must solve the mystery of his identity while facing off against several other foes.
I've got your antidote right here, Batman. - Batman vs Two Face 00:04
I've got your antidote right here, Batman.
Gosh, I feel like I need to wash my mouth out with soap. - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
Gosh, I feel like I need to wash my mouth out with soap.
I was remiss in not giving the evidence its proper weight. - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
I was remiss in not giving the evidence its proper weight.
(COMPUTER DINGS) - Batman vs Two Face 00:04
(COMPUTER DINGS)
Batman took the liberty of testing your costume for any foreign residue. - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
Batman took the liberty of testing your costume for any fore...
According to the Bat-computer, - Batman vs Two Face 00:08
According to the Bat-computer,
And this particular brand of pool chalk is used by only one place in town. - Batman vs Two Face 00:07
And this particular brand of pool chalk is used by only one ...
The newly refurbished Winning Pair Casino, - Batman vs Two Face 00:06
The newly refurbished Winning Pair Casino,
A crime fighter forewarned is a crime fighter forearmed. - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
A crime fighter forewarned is a crime fighter forearmed.
Batman look at the size of those balls - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
Batman look at the size of those balls
BATMAN: The previous owner made his money running small time gambling dens. - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
BATMAN: The previous owner made his money running small time...
It's easy to forget that statistically, gambling is always a losing proposition. - Batman vs Two Face 00:06
It's easy to forget that statistically, gambling is alw...
TWO-FACE: Boy Wonder, your sudden breakout seems to have cleared up. - Batman vs Two Face 00:04
TWO-FACE: Boy Wonder, your sudden breakout seems to have cle...
(BOTH GRUNTING) - Batman vs Two Face 00:06
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(GASPS) Oh, how delicious, it's an invitation. - Batman vs Two Face 00:05
(GASPS) Oh, how delicious, it's an invitation.
"Two-Face cordially invites you to..." - Batman vs Two Face 00:07
"Two-Face cordially invites you to..."
"Batman and Robin." - Batman vs Two Face 00:07
"Batman and Robin."
(LAUGHING) - Batman vs Two Face 00:14
(LAUGHING)
A level head is the crime fighter's greatest asset. - Batman vs Two Face 00:04
A level head is the crime fighter's greatest asset.