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"Baywatch" quotes

Baywatch poster
Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay.

Director: Seth Gordon
Writer: Michael Berk, Douglas Schwartz, Gregory J. Bonann
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 37/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $58,060,186
Released: 25 May 2017
Awards: 5 wins & 11 nominations

114 video clips

Ronnie GreenbaumCj ParkerMatt BrodyMitch BuchannonVictoria LeedsSummer QuinnThe MentorInterviewerStephanie HoldenCouncilman RodriguezFrankieLeon
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Why does she always look like she's running in slo mo - Baywatch 00:16 Why does she always look like she's running in slo mo There's your cot - Baywatch 00:07 There's your cot And not a single fuck was given - Baywatch 00:05 And not a single fuck was given Do I look like a tiny little asshole next to him - Baywatch 00:04 Do I look like a tiny little asshole next to him There's no I in team - Baywatch 00:10 There's no I in team Ronnie um I need your help - Baywatch 00:14 Ronnie um I need your help Time to die boys - Baywatch 00:34 Time to die boys My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there - Baywatch 00:18 My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there That wasn't so bad - Baywatch 00:08 That wasn't so bad Uh guys after finding the drugs - Baywatch 00:27 Uh guys after finding the drugs Uh so Dave had access to Leeds's server - Baywatch 00:23 Uh so Dave had access to Leeds's server Oh you're going night night bitch - Baywatch 00:04 Oh you're going night night bitch Such accusations - Baywatch 00:37 Such accusations You're fucking crazy - Baywatch 00:05 You're fucking crazy Are you okay - Baywatch 00:12 Are you okay Hey I'm Matt Brody - Baywatch 00:06 Hey I'm Matt Brody How about diamond smugglers who are putting the rocks in surfboards - Baywatch 00:12 How about diamond smugglers who are putting the rocks in... You don't get to say that - Baywatch 00:06 You don't get to say that Fuck you lady Pass - Baywatch 00:08 Fuck you lady Pass Will it work Maybe - Baywatch 00:14 Will it work Maybe You are the tech guy - Baywatch 00:26 You are the tech guy You look amazing - Baywatch 00:08 You look amazing What are you doing - Baywatch 00:21 What are you doing ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY - Baywatch 00:28 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY -WE WERE FRIENDS, KATE. - Baywatch 00:23 -WE WERE FRIENDS, KATE. -WOW, BEAUTIFUL CRAIG. - Baywatch 00:25 -WOW, BEAUTIFUL CRAIG. WOAH! - Baywatch 00:30 WOAH! CRAIG. CRAIG, YOU READ ME? - Baywatch 00:07 CRAIG. CRAIG, YOU READ ME? OH. - Baywatch 00:10 OH. ALL RIGHT - Baywatch 00:11 ALL RIGHT GARNER, I'VE GOT A VISUAL. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOWN. - Baywatch 00:32 GARNER, I'VE GOT A VISUAL. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S... -NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. - Baywatch 00:08 -NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. -OKAY. - Baywatch 00:06 -OKAY. HEY! - Baywatch 00:10 HEY! SHAUNI: GARNER, YOU WORRIED ABOUT MITCH? - Baywatch 00:14 SHAUNI: GARNER, YOU WORRIED ABOUT MITCH? -LET'S GO LOWER. - Baywatch 00:12 -LET'S GO LOWER. -COME ON. - Baywatch 00:15 -COME ON. KATE:STOP IT, STOP IT. - Baywatch 00:32 KATE:STOP IT, STOP IT. -WE'RE APPROXIMATELY 15 MILES - Baywatch 00:32 -WE'RE APPROXIMATELY 15 MILES -NOW! - Baywatch 00:19 -NOW! -WE SPOTTED THEM. - Baywatch 00:14 -WE SPOTTED THEM. WE CAN'T LAND HERE. THE WINDS ARE TOO STRONG. - Baywatch 00:06 WE CAN'T LAND HERE. THE WINDS ARE TOO STRONG. THAT FIRE ROAD DEAD ENDS IN FIVE HUNDRED YARDS. - Baywatch 00:11 THAT FIRE ROAD DEAD ENDS IN FIVE HUNDRED YARDS. THEY'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF A ROCK QUARRY. - Baywatch 00:12 THEY'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF A ROCK QUARRY. - All right, here we go. - I think we should roll with it. Let's do it. - Baywatch 00:22 - All right, here we go. - I think we should roll with it. L... All right, I need you to take the throttle. - Baywatch 00:07 All right, I need you to take the throttle. All right. I'll give you another shot. - Baywatch 00:12 All right. I'll give you another shot. Are you okay? - Baywatch 00:14 Are you okay? Check it out. I'm undercover. - Baywatch 00:22 Check it out. I'm undercover. Come on, guys! Let's go! - Baywatch 00:26 Come on, guys! Let's go! Come on. - Baywatch 00:25 Come on. Fucking lifeguards! - Baywatch 00:25 Fucking lifeguards! Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach! - Baywatch 00:09 Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach! Go, baby. - Baywatch 00:08 Go, baby. Good luck. - Baywatch 00:10 Good luck. Good morning. - Baywatch 00:24 Good morning. Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet. - Baywatch 00:08 Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet. Help! - Baywatch 00:22 Help! Help! - Baywatch 00:24 Help! Hey, do you guys know of any good bars around here? - Baywatch 00:20 Hey, do you guys know of any good bars around here? Hey, gentlemen. - Baywatch 00:24 Hey, gentlemen. - Hey. - Hey. Thank you. - Baywatch 00:08 - Hey. - Hey. Thank you. Hey, I'm Matt Brody. - Baywatch 00:07 Hey, I'm Matt Brody. Hey, killer. - Baywatch 00:20 Hey, killer. - Hey, Ronnie. - Hey, Steph. - Baywatch 00:27 - Hey, Ronnie. - Hey, Steph. Hi, honey. - Baywatch 00:09 Hi, honey. Holy shit! - Baywatch 00:19 Holy shit! How was your first riptide? - Baywatch 00:25 How was your first riptide? - How'd you get this? - Well, it washed up on shore. - Baywatch 00:05 - How'd you get this? - Well, it washed up on shore. Hakka. Jesus. - Baywatch 00:15 Hakka. Jesus. Hi, Mitch. Just checking in on you again. - Baywatch 00:15 Hi, Mitch. Just checking in on you again. I'm a Pig- - Baywatch 00:09 I'm a Pig- - I saw you do that. - You're still there. - Baywatch 00:06 - I saw you do that. - You're still there. This is Baywatch, people! - Baywatch 00:18 This is Baywatch, people! I want you to have something. - Baywatch 00:19 I want you to have something. Yo, Mitch. It's Brody. - Baywatch 00:16 Yo, Mitch. It's Brody. I'm gonna need that phone. - Baywatch 00:15 I'm gonna need that phone. I'm the motherfucking tech guy. - Baywatch 00:27 I'm the motherfucking tech guy. Is it just me, or is she in... - Baywatch 00:12 Is it just me, or is she in... I've never seen any interface like this. I don't know what to fucking do! - Baywatch 00:13 I've never seen any interface like this. I don't k... Love your chest, it is so... - Baywatch 00:19 Love your chest, it is so... Miss, are you okay? - Baywatch 00:06 Miss, are you okay? Mister, get off! - Baywatch 00:15 Mister, get off! - Mitch, you just blew her up! - Yeah. - Baywatch 00:19 - Mitch, you just blew her up! - Yeah. Mitch? - Baywatch 00:29 Mitch? Mitch. - Baywatch 00:16 Mitch. - My kids! - Ma'am, everything's okay. - Baywatch 00:16 - My kids! - Ma'am, everything's okay. Not on my beach, Arian! - Baywatch 00:15 Not on my beach, Arian! Oh, my God. - Baywatch 00:09 Oh, my God.
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Cast

Mitch Buchannon - Dwayne Johnson
Matt Brody - Zac Efron
Victoria Leeds - Priyanka Chopra Jonas
Summer Quinn - Alexandra Daddario
CJ Parker - Kelly Rohrbach
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