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My gut says there's some bad shit going on over thereand my balls say we need to go over there and check it outYeah Your balls said that Yes they did'Cause my balls say Hey just take it easy right

I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise

Baywatch • 2017

Mitch Buchannon:
My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.Matt Brody:Your balls said that?Mitch Buchannon:Yes, they did.Matt Brody:Okay, my balls sayMatt Brody:"just take it easy right here. Just chill."Mitch Buchannon:Why the fuck do Your balls sound like three-year-old girls?Matt Brody:I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise

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My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there

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and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out

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Yeah Your balls said that Yes they did

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'Cause my balls say Hey just take it easy right here Just chill

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Why the fuck do your balls sound like three year old girls

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I don't know man That's just how they talk

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But they're wise

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هذا تلويث للشاطئ

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ما هذا

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تبا

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أمعائي تقول أنه يوجد هراء ما سيء يحدث هناك

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وخصيتاي تقولان يجب أن نذهب إلي هناك ونتفقد الوضع

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أجل خصيتاك قالتا ذلك أجل فعلوا

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لأن خصيتاي تقولان

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مهلا تمهل فحسب وابقي هنا واسترخي لماذا تبدو خصيتاك بحق الجحيم كفتاة في الثالثة

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لا أعرف يا رجل هكذا تتكلمان فحسب

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ولكنهم حكيمان

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حسنا أخبر خصيتاك الحكيمتان المسحوقتان

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سنذهب لـ هنتلي لنري ماذا يوجد في تلك البراميل

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Mon instinct me dit qu'il se passe un truc louche

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et mes couilles me disent

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qu'il faut aller enquêter

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Tes couilles disent ça Oui

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Mes couilles à moi disent

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Prends ça relax

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Tes couilles ont la voix

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d'une fillette de trois ans

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C'est comme ça c'est tout

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Mais elles sont sages

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Oh mein Gott Mitch du bist unmöglich

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Mein Bauchgefühl sagt da drüben geht was Böses vor

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und meine Eier sagen wir müssen uns das anschauen

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Ja Deine Eier sagten das Ja

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Meine sagen Geh's langsam an Entspann dich einfach

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Warum klingen deine Eier wie dreijährige Mädchen

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Keine Ahnung Sie reden halt so

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Aber sie sind weise

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We were partying

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Come on ellerbee

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Seashell phone

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That's the spirit ellerbee

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Cool cool cool

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I mean now that you know our job

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I thought we were lifeguards

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Steve irwin r I P

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I'll give you one better

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and bringing them ashore

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Everything that you guys are talking about

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Wow you look really nice

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Why is everyone looking at me Summer

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What are you thinking

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You don't know

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Mmm Don't be

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What How

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You listen to me and you listen good

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Will you just have one drink with me

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Ladies and gentlemen

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Ladies and gentlemen

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Hey man i think uh

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Come on man

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But when it came to the relay

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But you've proven to me

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That's polluting

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What the fuck

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Not touching the man's scrotum

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Oh god

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All right check this out

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So what That could have happened any time

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It's murder

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I should go interrogate those girls

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Oh my god

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Why'd you pick that drawer

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Shh Shut up

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Relax

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Shit

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I'll get the car

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Police do pursuits

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his neck was broken in multiple places

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When you do it

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'Cause my balls say

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hey just take it easy right here Just chill

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Well tell your shriveled wise balls

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Why the fuck are you wearing makeup dude

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But this has got to be connected to the Huntley

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Fuck

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Emerald bay is reeling this afternoon

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And where were you

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You're done

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You can do this in your sleep

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She knows the bay better than anyone

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I'm no longer interested in your opinion buchannon

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Dismissed

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Brody Brody hang back

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Okay it's just me and you now

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俺のタマが悪事を食い止めろと言ってる

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タマそうだ

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俺のタマはみんなで遊ぼうよ

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お前のタマは３歳児か

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なんか怖いわ

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ほっときましょ

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Stephanie debería ocupar ese puesto Conoce la bahía mejor que nadie

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No me interesa tu opinión Buchannon

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Puedes irte

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Brody espera

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Sólo estamos tú y yo ahora

Available in 7 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

416

Timestamp in Movie

01:20:20

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Uncharted,Paramount Pictures,Flynn Picture Company,Fremantle Productions,Seven Bucks Productions,Skydance Media,The Montecito Picture Company

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Movie Summary

Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay.

Actors

Mitch Buchannon

Matt Brody