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David Langley:
[frantically send the ruin painting back to the display room, relieve a bit, but suddenly hears the footsteps of Davidfrom the hallway, and he locked the door as soon as David tries to open the door, he dragged the big flowerpot to the door and blocked the door, just when David appeared from the next door]
There seems to have a problem with the... [spotted Bean tried to block the door, shocked and speechless] David Langley:
door. [spotted the painting disappeared] David Langley:
where's the picture gone? [Bean stammers] David Langley:
what, what, what, what? [Bean hesitate a bit, and revealed the painting with the head replaced from the cartoon face] David Langley:
Oh Jesus! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Mary mother Jesus of Nazareth! [locked all the doors] David Langley:
Why am I worried about this? You did it! All I gotta do is go tell 'em what happened. But they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" And I'll say, "Me". And they'll say, "You're fired" and I'll say, "Fine". They'll say, "No, no, no, firing's not good enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence". I go to jail, my wife leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick! [deranged] David Langley:
alright, stay calm, stay calm, okay, okay, give me one mo' time of lookin' at the painting [Bean shows it, David been deranged again] David Langley:
oh, god, oh god, Oh God! [hide the painting inside the display case, and leave the room, very distress] David Langley:
Hey, do you drink, Bean? Mr. Bean:
No. David Langley:
Good, neither do I. [the two of them left and went to a bar]
[frantically send the ruin painting back to the display room, relieve a bit, but suddenly hears the footsteps of Davidfrom the hallway, and he locked the door as soon as David tries to open the door, he dragged the big flowerpot to the door and blocked the door, just when David appeared from the next door]
There seems to have a problem with the... [spotted Bean tried to block the door, shocked and speechless] David Langley:
door. [spotted the painting disappeared] David Langley:
where's the picture gone? [Bean stammers] David Langley:
what, what, what, what? [Bean hesitate a bit, and revealed the painting with the head replaced from the cartoon face] David Langley:
Oh Jesus! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Mary mother Jesus of Nazareth! [locked all the doors] David Langley:
Why am I worried about this? You did it! All I gotta do is go tell 'em what happened. But they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" And I'll say, "Me". And they'll say, "You're fired" and I'll say, "Fine". They'll say, "No, no, no, firing's not good enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence". I go to jail, my wife leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick! [deranged] David Langley:
alright, stay calm, stay calm, okay, okay, give me one mo' time of lookin' at the painting [Bean shows it, David been deranged again] David Langley:
oh, god, oh god, Oh God! [hide the painting inside the display case, and leave the room, very distress] David Langley:
Hey, do you drink, Bean? Mr. Bean:
No. David Langley:
Good, neither do I. [the two of them left and went to a bar]
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Then they'll say Well who left him alone with the picture
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And I say Me
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Then they say Well you're fired I say Fine
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No no no no no
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Then they say Firing is not enough Let's prosecute you for negligence
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Then I go to jail My wife leaves me My daughter becomes a prostitute
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I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick
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All right calm down I just gotta calm down
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Okay Okay
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Give me one more look at the painting
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Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God
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which renders the underground ventilation ducts completely secure
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Yes well that's good to know Thank you sir
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Hey do you drink Bean
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No Good neither do I
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Movie Summary
The bumbling Mr. Bean travels to America when he is given the responsibility of bringing a highly valuable painting to a Los Angeles museum.
Actors
David Langley
Mr. Bean
