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You actually bought it. You bought that I'd hook up with you, the self-mutilated, tatted...

You actually bought it. You bought that I'd hook up with you, the self-mutilated, tatted Frankenskank who publicly humiliated meand almost cost me the election? No dice, sunshine. But hey, you can always buy a ticket. Or here's a secret. Sometimes they let you injust 'cause you're eye candy. Is she eye candy? Rules are she needs a ticket. Que será, será. Spanish for,"Sucks to be an ugly cow." I only came to give you a second chance. Guess I blew it. I guess so. But Kyle? Best embrace the suck

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You actually bought it
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You bought that I'd hook up with you
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the self mutilated tatted Frankenskank
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who publicly humiliated me and almost cost me the election
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No dice sunshine
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But hey you can always buy a ticket
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Or here's a secret
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Sometimes they let you in just 'cause you're eye candy
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Is she eye candy
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Rules are she needs a ticket
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Que será será Spanish for Sucks to be an ugly cow
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I only came to give you a second chance
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Guess I blew it
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I guess so But Kyle
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Best embrace the suck
Available in 5 languages
Duration
47 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:52
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
Production
Storefront Films,CBS Films

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Movie Summary

A modern-day take on the "Beauty and the Beast" tale where a New York teen is transformed into a hideous monster in order to find true love.