*Lumiere*! Be calm. Let me do the talking. You're making her dinner? We thought you might...

[the Beast enters the dining room and sees a dinner plate on his side. He sits down and sees another plate set up across from him. He pushes away the plate in a fit of rage] Beast: [roars] *Lumiere*! [Lumière and Cogsworth get startled] Lumière: [turns to Cogsworth] Be calm. Let me do the talking. [the Beast bursts through the door] Beast: You're making her dinner? Lumière: We thought you might appreciate the company. Cogsworth: Master, I just want to assure you that I had no part of this hopeless plan. Preparing her dinner, designing a gown for her, giving her a suite in the East Wing... Beast: You gave her a bedroom? Cogsworth: No, no, no! He gave her the bedroom. Lumière: Well, this is true. But, if this girl is the one who can break the spell, then maybe you can start by using dinner to charm her. [turns to Cogsworth, bonks] Lumière: Good thinking, Cogsworth. Cogsworth: What? Beast: That's the most ridiculous idea, I've ever heard. Charm the prisoner. Lumière: But you must try, master. With every passing day, we become less human. Beast: She's the *daughter* of a common thief. What kind of person do you think that makes her? Mrs. Potts: Oh, you can't judge people by who their father is, now can you? [the Beast sighs]

It's all he ever does. Now, Lumière, as head of the household... I demand that you put her back in her cell at once. What do you want to be for the rest of your life, Cogsworth? A man, or a mantle clock? Ready, miss? - Trust me. - Oh... You must forgive first impressions. I hope you are not too startled. Why would I be startled? I'm talking to a candle. Candelabra, please. Enormous difference. But consider me at your service. The castle is your home now... so feel free to go anywhere you like. Except the west wing. Which we do not have. Why? What's in the west wing? - Oh, nothing. - Nothing. - Storage space. - Storage space. - That's it. - That's it. Yes, that's it. This way, please. To the east wing. Or as I like to call it, the only wing. Watch your step, s'il vous plaît! Welcome to your new home. It's modest, but comfortable. It's beautiful. But of course! Master wanted you to have the finest room in the castle. Oh, dear. We were not expecting guests. Enchantée, mademoiselle. Don't worry. I'll have this place spotless in no time. This plan of yours is dangerous. I would risk anything to kiss you again, Plumette. No, my love. I've been burned by you before. We must be strong. How can I be strong when you make me so weak? Is everything here alive? Hello. What's your name? That is a hairbrush. Do not be alarmed. This is just your wardrobe. Meet Madame De Garderobe. A great singer. When she can stay awake. Cogsworth! A diva needs her beauty rest. Stay with us, Madame.