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Tom Anderson:
[Anderson drives by]
Something wrong, officer? ATF Agent:
[holds up picture of B&B]
Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives. Tom Anderson:
Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper. ATF Agent:
You saw these two? Tom Anderson:
I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking. ATF Agent:
[on walkietalkie]
This is post 9, I have positive ID. Tom Anderson:
Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spidermonkeys, I tell ya. ATF Agent:
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle. Tom Anderson:
Well, now, wait a minute, me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington DC. ATF Agent:
[points gun at Anderson]
Now! Tom Anderson:
[being led away]
Now wait right there! You're dealing with a veteran of two foreign wars! *They're* the ones who've been whacking. I find anything broken, and I'll tangle... Agent Fleming:
Masturbating in the man's camper. We're dealing with two sick individuals. I want that camper torn apart! Full cavity searches all around! Something tells me he could be involved
[Anderson drives by]
Something wrong, officer? ATF Agent:
[holds up picture of B&B]
Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives. Tom Anderson:
Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper. ATF Agent:
You saw these two? Tom Anderson:
I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking. ATF Agent:
[on walkietalkie]
This is post 9, I have positive ID. Tom Anderson:
Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spidermonkeys, I tell ya. ATF Agent:
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle. Tom Anderson:
Well, now, wait a minute, me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington DC. ATF Agent:
[points gun at Anderson]
Now! Tom Anderson:
[being led away]
Now wait right there! You're dealing with a veteran of two foreign wars! *They're* the ones who've been whacking. I find anything broken, and I'll tangle... Agent Fleming:
Masturbating in the man's camper. We're dealing with two sick individuals. I want that camper torn apart! Full cavity searches all around! Something tells me he could be involved
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Something wrong officer
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Sir we're looking for these two fugitives
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Well I'll be danged
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That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper
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You saw these two I sure did
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Boy I never seen two kids do so much damned whacking
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Blue den this is post nine I have positive ID
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Boy they're just like a couple of little old spider monkeys
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I tell you what
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Sir I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife
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to step out of the vehicle
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Well now wait a minute Me and the missus here
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are on our way to Washington DC Now
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Now wait right there
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You're dealing with a veteran of two foreign wars
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They're the ones been whacking
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If I find anything broken in there you and I are gonna tangle
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God damn it Masturbating in a man's camper
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We're dealing with two sick individuals
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I want that camper torn apart Full cavity searches all around
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Tom You can't do this
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Something tells me he could be involved
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Movie Summary
Our intrepid adolescent heroes wake up to find their beloved television stolen, and embark on an epic journey across America to recover it, and, who knows, maybe even score.