But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
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Beavis:
Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it! Bus Driver:
Hey, buddy, sit down. Beavis:
Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored! Bus Driver:
Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN! Beavis:
[motioning to Martha]
It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times! Old Guy:
[nodding]
Oh, yeah. Beavis:
But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it! Bus Driver:
Hey, buddy, sit down. Beavis:
Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored! Bus Driver:
Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN! Beavis:
[motioning to Martha]
It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times! Old Guy:
[nodding]
Oh, yeah. Beavis:
But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
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Not this time Damn it this always happens
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I think I'm gonna score and then I never score
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It's not fair
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We've traveled ah ah 100 miles
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'cause we thought we were gonna score
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But now it's not gonna happen Damn it
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Hey buddy sit down Shut up ass wipe
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I'm sick and tired of this We're never gonna score
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It's just not gonna happen
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We're just gonna get old like these people
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but they've probably scored Hey I'm warning you Sit down
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It's like this chick's a slut
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And look at this guy he's old
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but he's probably scored a million times
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Oh yeah But not us
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You know we're never gonna score
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We're never gonna score We're never gonna score
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Movie Summary
Our intrepid adolescent heroes wake up to find their beloved television stolen, and embark on an epic journey across America to recover it, and, who knows, maybe even score.
Actors
Beavis
