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"Bedazzled" quotes

Bedazzled poster
A hapless loser sells his soul to the Devil in exchange for seven wishes, but has trouble winning over the girl of his dreams.

Director: Stanley Donen
Writer: Peter Cook, Dudley Moore
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy, romance
Year: 1967
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 10 Dec 1967
Awards: N/A

102 Clips

George SpiggottStanley MoonMargaret SpencerLilian LustLustMrs. Wisby
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There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas - Bedazzled 00:43 There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage - Bedazzled 01:02 If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of... Apart from the way He moves - Bedazzled 00:37 Apart from the way He moves Can you hear my pores breathe - Bedazzled 00:15 Can you hear my pores breathe Like you collect moths - Bedazzled 00:20 Like you collect moths She's Lilian Lust - Bedazzled 00:17 She's Lilian Lust I find clothes so constricting - Bedazzled 00:23 I find clothes so constricting Seven Deadly Sins - Bedazzled 00:11 Seven Deadly Sins Can you remember your exact last words to him - Bedazzled 00:11 Can you remember your exact last words to him Just about the most adorable thing you ever did see - Bedazzled 00:15 Just about the most adorable thing you ever did see You're a nutcase - Bedazzled 00:12 You're a nutcase I've lost me spark - Bedazzled 00:16 I've lost me spark That everything I've ever told has been a lie - Bedazzled 00:13 That everything I've ever told has been a lie Y You should try it Do it in here - Bedazzled 00:05 Y You should try it Do it in here Let me tell you something Stanley - Bedazzled 00:32 Let me tell you something Stanley You realize that suicide's a criminal offense - Bedazzled 00:08 You realize that suicide's a criminal offense Your great great grandfather - Bedazzled 00:59 Your great great grandfather You've asked for it - Bedazzled 00:32 You've asked for it I love you Margaret And I love you Sister Luna - Bedazzled 00:05 I love you Margaret And I love you Sister Luna I couldn't help noticing that you were making an unsuccessful suicide bid - Bedazzled 00:07 I couldn't help noticing that you were making an... Shouldn't I sign it in blood - Bedazzled 00:06 Shouldn't I sign it in blood Well I suppose Lust and Gluttony - Bedazzled 00:08 Well I suppose Lust and Gluttony You're not wearing nylon underwear - Bedazzled 00:07 You're not wearing nylon underwear This is the uh Club Room - Bedazzled 00:08 This is the uh Club Room Your soul's rather like your appendix totally expendable - Bedazzled 00:06 Your soul's rather like your appendix totally... Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony - Bedazzled 00:05 Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony The magic words - Bedazzled 00:06 The magic words My ice lolly's melted - Bedazzled 00:11 My ice lolly's melted I thought you were called Lucifer - Bedazzled 00:08 I thought you were called Lucifer But apart from the way he moves what's God really like - Bedazzled 00:19 But apart from the way he moves what's God really like Fornication is such a puny sin - Bedazzled 00:15 Fornication is such a puny sin I suppose it's the wages - Bedazzled 00:06 I suppose it's the wages I Stanley Moon - Bedazzled 00:09 I Stanley Moon Dear Miss Spencer - Bedazzled 00:13 Dear Miss Spencer Don't let me interfere with your doing away with yourself - Bedazzled 00:04 Don't let me interfere with your doing away with... I'm the Horned One - Bedazzled 00:06 I'm the Horned One Have you got sixpence - Bedazzled 00:07 Have you got sixpence All we need to do now - Bedazzled 00:09 All we need to do now Now then what would you like to be first Prime minister - Bedazzled 00:08 Now then what would you like to be first Prime minister You're quite safe - Bedazzled 00:06 You're quite safe You can see it over there - Bedazzled 00:05 You can see it over there Pick your clothes up - Bedazzled 00:05 Pick your clothes up Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker - Bedazzled 00:06 Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil... Most of the saints throughout history have been a pain in the neck - Bedazzled 00:05 Most of the saints throughout history have been a pain in... Tell God not to go away - Bedazzled 00:05 Tell God not to go away Abercrombie here - Bedazzled 00:14 Abercrombie here We've been hit very badly by this peace scare - Bedazzled 00:06 We've been hit very badly by this peace scare You painted a beautiful dream and shoved me into a nightmare - Bedazzled 00:05 You painted a beautiful dream and shoved me into a nightmare I've done a good deed - Bedazzled 00:10 I've done a good deed Very well Mr Moon - Bedazzled 00:14 Very well Mr Moon Hot toast or buttered buns - Bedazzled 00:05 Hot toast or buttered buns Would you uh help me with my buttons - Bedazzled 00:08 Would you uh help me with my buttons You've escaped from somewhere - Bedazzled 00:04 You've escaped from somewhere It's me - Bedazzled 00:20 It's me Like you collect moths - Bedazzled 00:09 Like you collect moths Who's George Well he's the devil - Bedazzled 00:09 Who's George Well he's the devil You're an angel - Bedazzled 00:05 You're an angel Um who was that - Bedazzled 00:08 Um who was that Everything you do is third rate - Bedazzled 00:04 Everything you do is third rate I find clothes so constrictin' - Bedazzled 00:54 I find clothes so constrictin' Take that you great git - Bedazzled 00:06 Take that you great git But it's true and I've got one wish to go - Bedazzled 00:11 But it's true and I've got one wish to go God keeps changing his name too you know - Bedazzled 00:17 God keeps changing his name too you know I want a miracle - Bedazzled 00:06 I want a miracle I was creative original - Bedazzled 00:26 I was creative original Wake up you lazy legal layabout - Bedazzled 00:08 Wake up you lazy legal layabout All we need do now then is get it witnessed - Bedazzled 00:35 All we need do now then is get it witnessed What are you doing Just a bit of routine mischief - Bedazzled 00:05 What are you doing Just a bit of routine mischief All right but if if you were a girl - Bedazzled 00:36 All right but if if you were a girl If it hadn't been for you - Bedazzled 00:19 If it hadn't been for you The incredible thing about the Italians is the way they touch each other - Bedazzled 00:36 The incredible thing about the Italians is the way they... Are you trying to tell me you want that pigeon - Bedazzled 00:32 Are you trying to tell me you want that pigeon Um as Rousseau said - Bedazzled 00:13 Um as Rousseau said This afternoon has been - Bedazzled 00:54 This afternoon has been You see civilization - Bedazzled 00:12 You see civilization Do you like feeling things - Bedazzled 00:48 Do you like feeling things Oh Brahms is just so fantastic - Bedazzled 00:49 Oh Brahms is just so fantastic Doesn't it make you sad to see animals caged up like this - Bedazzled 00:26 Doesn't it make you sad to see animals caged up like... You ever thought of making Margaret into a charitable institution - Bedazzled 00:26 You ever thought of making Margaret into a charitable... Come on my darling Out you go and do something really nasty - Bedazzled 00:06 Come on my darling Out you go and do something really nasty Sex is a terribly thorny subject isn't it - Bedazzled 00:12 Sex is a terribly thorny subject isn't it I'll make her very physical indeed for you Stanley - Bedazzled 00:11 I'll make her very physical indeed for you Stanley We're playing croquet - Bedazzled 00:21 We're playing croquet Wasn't she physical enough She was physical all right - Bedazzled 00:09 Wasn't she physical enough She was physical all right Either Oh I love a man who knows what he wants - Bedazzled 00:25 Either Oh I love a man who knows what he wants He came to my room - Bedazzled 00:11 He came to my room Good bye Mr Moon - Bedazzled 00:07 Good bye Mr Moon I'll tell you what people go mad for these days That's your pop stars - Bedazzled 00:22 I'll tell you what people go mad for these days... What have you What have you got to be depressed about - Bedazzled 00:24 What have you What have you got to be depressed about
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Cast

George Spiggott - Peter Cook
Stanley Moon - Dudley Moore
Margaret - Eleanor Bron
Lust - Raquel Welch
Anger - Robert Russell
All Cast