"Bedazzled" quotes

Bedazzled poster
A hapless loser sells his soul to the Devil in exchange for seven wishes, but has trouble winning over the girl of his dreams.

Director: Stanley Donen
Writer: Peter Cook, Dudley Moore
Production: N/A
Year: 1967
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 10 Dec 1967
Awards: N/A

40 Clips

I find clothes so constricting - Bedazzled 00:23
I find clothes so constricting
Everything you do is third rate - Bedazzled 00:17
Everything you do is third rate
She's Lilian Lust - Bedazzled 00:17
She's Lilian Lust
You're an angel - Bedazzled 00:13
You're an angel
Like you collect moths - Bedazzled 00:20
Like you collect moths
You've escaped from somewhere - Bedazzled 00:12
You've escaped from somewhere
Can you hear my pores breathe - Bedazzled 00:15
Can you hear my pores breathe
I've done a good deed - Bedazzled 00:25
I've done a good deed
You painted a beautiful dream and shoved me into a nightmare - Bedazzled 00:21
You painted a beautiful dream and shoved me into a nightmare
Can you remember your exact last words to him - Bedazzled 00:28
Can you remember your exact last words to him
Heavy on the onions - Bedazzled 00:27
Heavy on the onions
We've been hit very badly by this peace scare - Bedazzled 00:20
We've been hit very badly by this peace scare
Abercrombie here - Bedazzled 00:40
Abercrombie here
Tell God not to go away - Bedazzled 00:24
Tell God not to go away
Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker - Bedazzled 00:22
Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil...
Pick your clothes up - Bedazzled 00:19
Pick your clothes up
You can see it over there - Bedazzled 00:28
You can see it over there
You're quite safe - Bedazzled 00:18
You're quite safe
All we need to do now - Bedazzled 00:23
All we need to do now
Have you got sixpence - Bedazzled 00:22
Have you got sixpence
I'm the Horned One - Bedazzled 00:18
I'm the Horned One
Don't let me interfere with your doing away with yourself - Bedazzled 00:21
Don't let me interfere with your doing away with yourself
Dear Miss Spencer - Bedazzled 00:28
Dear Miss Spencer
Fornication is such a puny sin - Bedazzled 00:58
Fornication is such a puny sin
Apart from the way He moves - Bedazzled 00:37
Apart from the way He moves
My ice lolly's melted - Bedazzled 00:21
My ice lolly's melted
Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony - Bedazzled 00:20
Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony
You're not wearing nylon underwear - Bedazzled 00:24
You're not wearing nylon underwear
I suppose it's the wages - Bedazzled 00:23
I suppose it's the wages
Shouldn't I sign it in blood - Bedazzled 00:16
Shouldn't I sign it in blood
I couldn't help noticing that you were making an unsuccessful suicide bid - Bedazzled 00:24
I couldn't help noticing that you were making an...
Seven Deadly Sins - Bedazzled 00:44
Seven Deadly Sins
It's the standard contract - Bedazzled 00:42
It's the standard contract
Your great great grandfather - Bedazzled 02:27
Your great great grandfather
You've asked for it - Bedazzled 00:37
You've asked for it
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense - Bedazzled 00:30
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense
If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage - Bedazzled 01:02
If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of...
That everything I've ever told has been a lie - Bedazzled 00:36
That everything I've ever told has been a lie
You're a nutcase - Bedazzled 00:39
You're a nutcase
There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas - Bedazzled 00:43
There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas

Cast

George Spiggott - Peter Cook
Stanley Moon - Dudley Moore
Margaret - Eleanor Bron
Gluttony - Parnell McGarry
Avarice - Danièle Noël
Inspector Clarke - Michael Bates
Irving Moses - Bernard Spear
Randolph - Robin Hawdon
Lord Dowdy - Michael Trubshawe
Mrs. Wisby - Evelyn Moore
St. Peter - Lockwood West
Sister Phoebe - Betty Cooper
Banker - Roy Beck
Cardinal - Martin Boddey
Seed - Sir Stanley Moon's Butler - Erik Chitty
Priest - Max Faulkner
PC Roberts - Peter Hutchins
TV Announcer - John Steiner
Shop Assistant - Anna Turner
Vanity -