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"Bedazzled" quotes

Bedazzled poster
Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted seven wishes by the Devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul.

Director: Harold Ramis
Writer: Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Larry Gelbart
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $37,886,980
Released: 20 Oct 2000
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

58 video clips

Elliot's CellmateElliotThe DevilEduardoJerryMcdonalds EmployeeAlisonJohn Wilkes Booth
MAN She's a devil that one - Bedazzled 00:30 MAN She's a devil that one And to think that I doubted you I'm gonna go now - Bedazzled 00:05 And to think that I doubted you I'm gonna go now Plus it's on your nametag - Bedazzled 00:14 Plus it's on your nametag Bam That's what I'm talking about - Bedazzled 00:05 Bam That's what I'm talking about We still have business here - Bedazzled 00:37 We still have business here How do we do that - Bedazzled 00:29 How do we do that My computer's running slow today - Bedazzled 00:04 My computer's running slow today I wish I were the most sensitive man in the world - Bedazzled 00:19 I wish I were the most sensitive man in the world How would you like to make one simple decision - Bedazzled 00:14 How would you like to make one simple decision Yeah you've been a really big help so far - Bedazzled 00:22 Yeah you've been a really big help so far You'd think meeting me would be interesting enough - Bedazzled 00:17 You'd think meeting me would be interesting enough I don't get it though I mean why are you being nice - Bedazzled 00:28 I don't get it though I mean why are you being nice You're coming downtown The Devil gypped me for a burger - Bedazzled 00:08 You're coming downtown The Devil gypped me for a burger Maybe I should call you a cab - Bedazzled 00:15 Maybe I should call you a cab I think women really don't know what they want - Bedazzled 00:10 I think women really don't know what they want Oh yes This truly is the work of the Devil - Bedazzled 00:12 Oh yes This truly is the work of the Devil I am the Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub The Prince of Darkness - Bedazzled 00:12 I am the Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub The Prince of... I can't give you my soul What are you James Brown - Bedazzled 00:08 I can't give you my soul What are you James Brown Paragraph one states that I the Devil - Bedazzled 00:25 Paragraph one states that I the Devil You think your parents just made me up so you'd be good - Bedazzled 00:15 You think your parents just made me up so you'd be good It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of evil you know - Bedazzled 00:12 It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of evil you... It's already won the Pulitzer Prize and it hasn't even been published yet - Bedazzled 00:15 It's already won the Pulitzer Prize and it hasn't... Oh damn the Devil - Bedazzled 00:12 Oh damn the Devil I Elliot Richards hereafter known as 'the Damned' - Bedazzled 00:13 I Elliot Richards hereafter known as 'the Damned' No it's like your appendix You'll never even miss it - Bedazzled 00:18 No it's like your appendix You'll never even miss... You're so nervous Elliot - Bedazzled 00:18 You're so nervous Elliot You go out there and you give 110 and you want to play good - Bedazzled 00:17 You go out there and you give 110 and you want to play good I wasn't kidding when I said I liked you - Bedazzled 00:28 I wasn't kidding when I said I liked you I saw you talking to a woman - Bedazzled 00:24 I saw you talking to a woman Oh This is just sad - Bedazzled 00:09 Oh This is just sad Hi what can I get you - Bedazzled 00:18 Hi what can I get you I think somebody's had tee many martoonis - Bedazzled 00:09 I think somebody's had tee many martoonis Don't you think secular humanism is yummy - Bedazzled 00:07 Don't you think secular humanism is yummy I'm not all peaches and cream you know - Bedazzled 00:11 I'm not all peaches and cream you know I think you're hot - Bedazzled 00:13 I think you're hot I just had to tell you how much I loved your novel - Bedazzled 00:37 I just had to tell you how much I loved your novel You can't give sick people Tic Tacs - Bedazzled 00:12 You can't give sick people Tic Tacs Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling little soul - Bedazzled 00:10 Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling little soul No No no no no That's not fair - Bedazzled 00:13 No No no no no That's not fair For your information my life is a living hell - Bedazzled 00:11 For your information my life is a living hell I'm gay - Bedazzled 00:09 I'm gay Now listen to me you disgusting little maggot - Bedazzled 00:14 Now listen to me you disgusting little maggot DAN He was phi slamma jamma rubbing stink all over him - Bedazzled 00:10 DAN He was phi slamma jamma rubbing stink all over him I aim to please handsome Come on - Bedazzled 00:04 I aim to please handsome Come on I can't handle this rejection Why don't you want to stay - Bedazzled 00:36 I can't handle this rejection Why don't you want... ALISON'S VOICE I meet many attractive men who are interested in me and - Bedazzled 00:39 ALISON'S VOICE I meet many attractive men who are... Do you know the largest organ in the human body - Bedazzled 00:29 Do you know the largest organ in the human body We can't be in here This is breaking and entering - Bedazzled 00:16 We can't be in here This is breaking and entering What you in for brother - Bedazzled 00:14 What you in for brother Oh really And I'm Tony Danza - Bedazzled 00:09 Oh really And I'm Tony Danza Um Well you know there's no l in the word team - Bedazzled 00:15 Um Well you know there's no l in the word team You can't give sick people Tic Tacs - Bedazzled 00:12 You can't give sick people Tic Tacs Mr President - Bedazzled 00:37 Mr President God there's this Hey - Bedazzled 00:38 God there's this Hey The fans are going nuts here at the Forum in Los Angeles - Bedazzled 00:38 The fans are going nuts here at the Forum in Los Angeles Elliot Richards spitting glass at your ass - Bedazzled 00:05 Elliot Richards spitting glass at your ass Who are you - Bedazzled 00:17 Who are you

Cast

Elliot - Brendan Fraser
The Devil - Elizabeth Hurley
Alison - Frances O'Connor
Carol - Miriam Shor
Dan - Orlando Jones
All Cast