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[Elliot as his 7'6'' basketball player self - dressed only in a towel - is being interviewed in the locker room by Alison who is now a sports writer] Alison Gardner:
God, you were incredible tonight. Watching you... I just kept thinking how unbelievably *big* your ego must be after a game like that. Elliot Richards:
Well, not that big, really. Alison Gardner:
I bet it's pretty big. Elliot Richards:
Well, it gets a little bit bigger. [they both laugh] Elliot Richards:
Depends on how happy I am! [laughing harder] Elliot Richards:
Want to go back to my place? I'll show you my bottle cap collection. Alison Gardner:
Oh, God, that would... that would be tremendous. Elliot Richards:
All right! Well... I should... I should get dressed. Alison Gardner:
I can't wait. [Alison makes it clear she's not going anywhere. Elliot sheepishly disrobes his towel; though the audience can't see, it's clear from their reactions that Elliot's great height may be compensating for something...] Alison Gardner:
Oh, my God. Elliot Richards:
[howling]
Hey! What the hell? Alison Gardner:
God, there's this... Elliot Richards:
[Alison holds her ears in pain as Elliot howls again]
Hey! Damn! Oh, heck! Alison Gardner:
Oh, God, I remembered there's this teeny, tiny thing to do. Elliot Richards:
What's teeny? Alison Gardner:
No, no. Just something I have to write. Elliot Richards:
About me? Alison Gardner:
Yeah, just a little, short, itty-bitty blurb about tonight's game. Elliot Richards:
Well, can I see you after the road trip? Alison Gardner:
I would love to, but I'm working on a really *big, huge, enormous* story on the NFL, so I probably won't have time. Elliot Richards:
Shoot, I understand. You gotta give 110%. Alison Gardner:
Right. Elliot Richards:
Stay within yourself. Alison Gardner:
Hey, go, yeah. Hey, um... thanks for your time. Elliot Richards:
So long. [she leaves; Elliot looks down at himself] Elliot Richards:
What the hell? Oh, damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!
God, you were incredible tonight. Watching you... I just kept thinking how unbelievably *big* your ego must be after a game like that. Elliot Richards:
Well, not that big, really. Alison Gardner:
I bet it's pretty big. Elliot Richards:
Well, it gets a little bit bigger. [they both laugh] Elliot Richards:
Depends on how happy I am! [laughing harder] Elliot Richards:
Want to go back to my place? I'll show you my bottle cap collection. Alison Gardner:
Oh, God, that would... that would be tremendous. Elliot Richards:
All right! Well... I should... I should get dressed. Alison Gardner:
I can't wait. [Alison makes it clear she's not going anywhere. Elliot sheepishly disrobes his towel; though the audience can't see, it's clear from their reactions that Elliot's great height may be compensating for something...] Alison Gardner:
Oh, my God. Elliot Richards:
[howling]
Hey! What the hell? Alison Gardner:
God, there's this... Elliot Richards:
[Alison holds her ears in pain as Elliot howls again]
Hey! Damn! Oh, heck! Alison Gardner:
Oh, God, I remembered there's this teeny, tiny thing to do. Elliot Richards:
What's teeny? Alison Gardner:
No, no. Just something I have to write. Elliot Richards:
About me? Alison Gardner:
Yeah, just a little, short, itty-bitty blurb about tonight's game. Elliot Richards:
Well, can I see you after the road trip? Alison Gardner:
I would love to, but I'm working on a really *big, huge, enormous* story on the NFL, so I probably won't have time. Elliot Richards:
Shoot, I understand. You gotta give 110%. Alison Gardner:
Right. Elliot Richards:
Stay within yourself. Alison Gardner:
Hey, go, yeah. Hey, um... thanks for your time. Elliot Richards:
So long. [she leaves; Elliot looks down at himself] Elliot Richards:
What the hell? Oh, damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!
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God there's this Hey
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Damn
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Oh heck
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Oh God I remembered there's
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this teeny tiny thing to do
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What's teeny No no
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Just something I have to write About me
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Yeah just a little short itty bitty blurb
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about tonight's game
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Well can I see you after the road trip
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I would love to but I'm working on
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a really big huge enormous story on the NFL
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so I probably won't have time
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Shoot I understand
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Movie Summary
Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted seven wishes by the Devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul.
