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[Elliot as the most emotionally sensitive man is being abandoned by Alison] Elliot:
I can't handle this kind of rejection. Why don't you want to stay? Alison:
You want to know why, Elliot? Because you're just *too* sensitive! I'm about to go out of my mind! It's been wonderful, and God knows I love you, but enough is enough! I just want to be with a man who'll ignore me and take me for granted, who's only pretending to be interested in who I am and what I think so he can get into my pants. Jerry:
That would be me. Alison:
Oh, thank you! Let's get out of here. Elliot:
Alison! Wait! Alison! I'll get into your pants!
I can't handle this kind of rejection. Why don't you want to stay? Alison:
You want to know why, Elliot? Because you're just *too* sensitive! I'm about to go out of my mind! It's been wonderful, and God knows I love you, but enough is enough! I just want to be with a man who'll ignore me and take me for granted, who's only pretending to be interested in who I am and what I think so he can get into my pants. Jerry:
That would be me. Alison:
Oh, thank you! Let's get out of here. Elliot:
Alison! Wait! Alison! I'll get into your pants!
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I can't handle this kind of rejection Why don't you want to stay
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You want to know why Elliot
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Because you're just too sensitive
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I'm about to go out of my mind
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It's been wonderful and God knows I love you
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but enough is enough
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I just want to be with a man
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who'll ignore me and take me for granted
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who's only pretending to be interested
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in who I am and what I think
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so he can get into my pants
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That would be me
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Oh thank you
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Let's get out of here
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Alison Wait
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Alison
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Movie Summary
Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted seven wishes by the Devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul.
