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[Two of Elliott's friends are sportscasters during the basketball wish] Jerry:
The fans are going nuts here at the Forum in Los Angeles. The score, 135 to 85. Elliot Richards has totally dominated. If you're just tuning in, it's a shame because you've missed one of the greatest performances in the history of sports. Dr. Ngegitigegitibaba:
Absolutely, Jerry. Absolutely. People say basketball caught fire with the ass-sendry of Michael Jordan. But after what we've seen here tonight, a lot of people are gonna be saying, Michael who? Jerry:
Right from the get-go, the fans took a look at Elliot Richards and a few women fainted and a few fellas, well, I'd rather not say, but they liked what they saw. Dr. Ngegitigegitibaba:
Absolutely. He's a big fella and an imposing fella. Jerry:
He's enormous. He's listed at 7'6 in the program, but I say he plays, like you said, 11 feet tall. Dr. Ngegitigegitibaba:
No, I don't think he's that big, Jerry. Jerry:
No, I'm saying the game he plays is that of some Viking giant with a basketball in one hand and a club in the other and standing 10, 11, 12 feet tall!
The fans are going nuts here at the Forum in Los Angeles. The score, 135 to 85. Elliot Richards has totally dominated. If you're just tuning in, it's a shame because you've missed one of the greatest performances in the history of sports. Dr. Ngegitigegitibaba:
Absolutely, Jerry. Absolutely. People say basketball caught fire with the ass-sendry of Michael Jordan. But after what we've seen here tonight, a lot of people are gonna be saying, Michael who? Jerry:
Right from the get-go, the fans took a look at Elliot Richards and a few women fainted and a few fellas, well, I'd rather not say, but they liked what they saw. Dr. Ngegitigegitibaba:
Absolutely. He's a big fella and an imposing fella. Jerry:
He's enormous. He's listed at 7'6 in the program, but I say he plays, like you said, 11 feet tall. Dr. Ngegitigegitibaba:
No, I don't think he's that big, Jerry. Jerry:
No, I'm saying the game he plays is that of some Viking giant with a basketball in one hand and a club in the other and standing 10, 11, 12 feet tall!
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The fans are going nuts here at the Forum in Los Angeles
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The score 135 to 85
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Elliot Richards has totally dominated
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If you're just tuning in it's a shame
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because you've missed one of the greatest performances
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in the history of sports
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Absolutely Jerry Absolutely
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People say basketball caught fire
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with the ascendry of Michael Jordan
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But after what we've seen here tonight
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a lot of people are gonna be saying Michael who
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Right from the get go
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the fans took a look at Elliot Richards
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and a few women fainted
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and a few fellas well I'd rather not say
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but they liked what they saw
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Movie Summary
Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted seven wishes by the Devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul.
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Jerry
