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"Beer League" quotes

Beer League poster
An unemployed slacker inspires his softball teammates to improve their game so they won't get kicked out of the local league.

Director: Frank Sebastiano
Writer: Frank Sebastiano, Artie Lange
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 40/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $472,185
Released: 15 Sep 2006
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

22 Clips

Johnny TrinnoMazArtie DevanzoRhondaDirtLinda SalvoDennis MangenelliArtie's Mom
So to recap throughout it all there's been a lot of laughter and a few tears - Beer League 00:25 So to recap throughout it all there's been a lot of... I'll have an egg white omelet made with vey little oil - Beer League 00:35 I'll have an egg white omelet made with vey little oil What Guidos Yeah - Beer League 00:07 What Guidos Yeah It's so unfair - Beer League 00:05 It's so unfair If you're gonna ask her you gotta be prepared - Beer League 00:21 If you're gonna ask her you gotta be prepared I am so embarrassed right now - Beer League 00:07 I am so embarrassed right now Jesus Christ It's like a bunch of monkeys tying to screw a football - Beer League 00:11 Jesus Christ It's like a bunch of monkeys tying to... Your attention please - Beer League 00:18 Your attention please You know Dave you might be a lefty - Beer League 00:11 You know Dave you might be a lefty Practice is for fags Hey are we done here - Beer League 00:06 Practice is for fags Hey are we done here You're a fucking idiot Artie - Beer League 00:08 You're a fucking idiot Artie He's Gina's cousin He's gonna be there - Beer League 00:15 He's Gina's cousin He's gonna be there All right that put a damper on the toast - Beer League 00:06 All right that put a damper on the toast If you put a construction helmet on that order it could join the Village People - Beer League 00:07 If you put a construction helmet on that order it could join... I can't mess up this car It's a lease - Beer League 00:08 I can't mess up this car It's a lease Bring it on - Beer League 00:22 Bring it on Come on let's go - Beer League 00:25 Come on let's go Hey Linda - Beer League 00:07 Hey Linda Don't eyeball me tough guy - Beer League 00:16 Don't eyeball me tough guy Be honest with me Artie - Beer League 00:13 Be honest with me Artie Let me get a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll - Beer League 00:13 Let me get a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll All right listen - Beer League 00:43 All right listen

Cast

Artie DeVanzo - Artie Lange
Maz - Ralph Macchio
Dennis Mangenelli - Anthony DeSando
Linda Salvo - Cara Buono
Johnny Trinno - Jimmy Palumbo
All Cast