You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!
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Linda Salvo:
[as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date]
Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick! Artie DeVanzo:
Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired. Linda Salvo:
Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay? Artie DeVanzo:
I'll be Hugh fucking Downs. Linda Salvo:
Who the fuck is that? Artie DeVanzo:
He was the host of Concentration just blow me. Artie's Mom:
[interrupting them, unexpectedly]
I made tiramisu, you kids wants some? Artie DeVanzo:
No mom, go back inside! Artie's Mom:
It's in the fridge, you change your mind. Artie DeVanzo:
*Back inside*! Linda Salvo:
I'm so embarrassed right now. Artie DeVanzo:
You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!
[as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date]
Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick! Artie DeVanzo:
Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired. Linda Salvo:
Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay? Artie DeVanzo:
I'll be Hugh fucking Downs. Linda Salvo:
Who the fuck is that? Artie DeVanzo:
He was the host of Concentration just blow me. Artie's Mom:
[interrupting them, unexpectedly]
I made tiramisu, you kids wants some? Artie DeVanzo:
No mom, go back inside! Artie's Mom:
It's in the fridge, you change your mind. Artie DeVanzo:
*Back inside*! Linda Salvo:
I'm so embarrassed right now. Artie DeVanzo:
You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!
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All right listen
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if you're really quick
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I'll give you a blowiob
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But you gotta be quick
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Are you kidding me I hear you
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When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guy's dicks get tired
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Stop with the jokes I gotta be up for work early tomorrow
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so concentrate okay
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I'll be Hugh Fucking Downs
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Who the fuck is that He was the host of ''Concentration''
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Just blow me
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I made tiramisu You kids want some
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No mom Go back inside
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It's in the fridge if you changed your mind
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Back inside
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Just go Just
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I am so embarrassed right now
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You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom
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Movie Summary
An unemployed slacker inspires his softball teammates to improve their game so they won't get kicked out of the local league.
