"Beerfest" quotes

Beerfest poster
Two brothers travel to Germany for Oktoberfest, only to stumble upon a secret, centuries-old competition described as a "Fight Club" with beer games.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $19,185,184
Released: 25 Aug 2006
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

67 Clips

What else do the Germans do - Beerfest 00:17
What else do the Germans do
The password - Beerfest 00:03
The password
Despite your thievery we are prepared to buy it from you right now - Beerfest 00:22
Despite your thievery we are prepared to buy it from you...
It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve - Beerfest 00:23
It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve
It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve - Beerfest 00:20
It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve
Why are you taking him Where's he going - Beerfest 00:07
Why are you taking him Where's he going
It's frustrating - Beerfest 00:05
It's frustrating
We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you - Beerfest 00:07
We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you
We got the Brits in Round One - Beerfest 00:10
We got the Brits in Round One
Hey Comrades how about loser takes a paddle up the ass - Beerfest 00:06
Hey Comrades how about loser takes a paddle up the ass
Das Boot - Beerfest 00:03
Das Boot
That's Das Boot - Beerfest 00:05
That's Das Boot
Look at the size of this graduated cylinder 2000 milliliters - Beerfest 00:05
Look at the size of this graduated cylinder 2000 milliliters
You should go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices - Beerfest 00:06
You should go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas...
We came here to drink some beer - Beerfest 00:15
We came here to drink some beer
How many licks does it take to get to the center - Beerfest 00:06
How many licks does it take to get to the center
You don't understand I'm a respected member of the scientific community - Beerfest 00:19
You don't understand I'm a respected member of the...
He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother - Beerfest 00:20
He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother
Always bet on black Yeah - Beerfest 00:05
Always bet on black Yeah
Look the little one looks like he has pubic hair all over his head - Beerfest 00:08
Look the little one looks like he has pubic hair all over...
Let us do it again huh - Beerfest 00:03
Let us do it again huh
Fink's got the eye of the Jew - Beerfest 00:03
Fink's got the eye of the Jew
Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator - Beerfest 00:13
Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator
Who's Barry Badrinath Who's Barry Badrinath - Beerfest 00:09
Who's Barry Badrinath Who's Barry Badrinath
I think we should fucking brain them - Beerfest 00:04
I think we should fucking brain them
Boys prepare your things - Beerfest 00:06
Boys prepare your things
Landfill could eat a ton - Beerfest 00:35
Landfill could eat a ton
Double or nothing - Beerfest 00:35
Double or nothing
Hey Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover - Beerfest 00:05
Hey Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover
Time to schei e or get off the crapper - Beerfest 00:04
Time to schei e or get off the crapper
What do you think about that fuckhead - Beerfest 00:15
What do you think about that fuckhead
Nathan Cornwell has discovered - Beerfest 00:08
Nathan Cornwell has discovered
To get fucked up - Beerfest 00:03
To get fucked up
You're all fur coat and no trousers you are - Beerfest 00:16
You're all fur coat and no trousers you are
That's very funny Deutschbag Only thing is - Beerfest 00:05
That's very funny Deutschbag Only thing is
Oh that's right - Beerfest 00:08
Oh that's right
I am going to break your dick off - Beerfest 00:04
I am going to break your dick off
Let's do this for Landfill - Beerfest 00:37
Let's do this for Landfill
You sure you wanna do this You're drunk - Beerfest 00:08
You sure you wanna do this You're drunk
I'll show you how to drink a beer motherfucker - Beerfest 00:12
I'll show you how to drink a beer motherfucker
We gotta go back and get it - Beerfest 00:06
We gotta go back and get it
The moment that if this was a speech in a movie - Beerfest 00:22
The moment that if this was a speech in a movie
Lf he had it why didn't he brew it Hebrew - Beerfest 00:04
Lf he had it why didn't he brew it Hebrew
Honey what happened to your eye - Beerfest 00:08
Honey what happened to your eye
The fuck is that - Beerfest 00:03
The fuck is that
Hey let's go get sour on some Krauts - Beerfest 00:05
Hey let's go get sour on some Krauts
I cloned a batch of monkey frogs - Beerfest 00:15
I cloned a batch of monkey frogs
It was the greatest beer in all the world - Beerfest 00:06
It was the greatest beer in all the world
I'm better when I'm drunk - Beerfest 00:03
I'm better when I'm drunk
He wasn't storing corn in that thing Son of a bitch - Beerfest 00:11
He wasn't storing corn in that thing Son of a bitch
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank - Beerfest 00:24
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank
We heard you got fired from the brewery - Beerfest 00:16
We heard you got fired from the brewery
You two are the rightful heirs to the von Wolfhausen brewery - Beerfest 00:16
You two are the rightful heirs to the von Wolfhausen brewery
Come on - Beerfest 00:06
Come on
One time he farted an entire plum - Beerfest 00:14
One time he farted an entire plum
One two three Go - Beerfest 00:31
One two three Go
About the old girlfriend thing Can we bury the hatchet buddy - Beerfest 00:23
About the old girlfriend thing Can we bury the hatchet buddy
It's just that I start to feel so cooped up in these U boats - Beerfest 00:07
It's just that I start to feel so cooped up in these U boats
Landfill Two you are twice the man Landfill One was - Beerfest 00:06
Landfill Two you are twice the man Landfill One was
They beat me - Beerfest 00:04
They beat me
I always sleep better when I have a little sausage in me - Beerfest 00:06
I always sleep better when I have a little sausage in me
We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini - Beerfest 00:05
We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry...
He's so strict - Beerfest 00:12
He's so strict
Back the fuck up Antonio - Beerfest 00:27
Back the fuck up Antonio
So it's 10 for a BJ 12 for an HJ 15 for a ZJ - Beerfest 00:13
So it's 10 for a BJ 12 for an HJ 15 for a ZJ
Wasn't the handle - Beerfest 00:36
Wasn't the handle
I wish it were winter We could make it into ice blocks and skate on it - Beerfest 00:08
I wish it were winter We could make it into ice blocks and...

Cast

Priest - M.C. Gainey
Jan Wolfhouse - Paul Soter
Todd Wolfhouse - Erik Stolhanske
Great Gam Gam - Cloris Leachman
Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen - Jürgen Prochnow
Helmut - Cameron Scher
Aussie Sailor #1 - Owain Yeoman
Aussie Sailor #2 - Tom Tate
Soup Waiter - Allan Graf
German Producer - Chris Moss
Mr. Schniedelwichsen - Bjorn Johnson
Landfill - Kevin Heffernan
Little Boy - Collin Thornton
Door Bouncer - Pab Schwendimann
Herr Referee - Philippe Brenninkmeyer
Pim Scutney - Aaron Hendry
Rog Gobshire - Michael Yurchak
Otto - Will Forte
Rolf - Nat Faxon
Hammacher - Ralf Moeller
Schlemmer - Gunter Schlierkamp
Krista Krundle - Blanchard Ryan
Hustler - Isaac Kappy
Cherry - Mo'Nique
Little Tough Chick - Leanna Kristen Woodley
Giddy Girl #1 - Audrey Marie Anderson
Giddy Girl #2 - Megan Robinson
Strike Out Kid - Arron Shiver
Camera Phone Kid - Justin Ocksrider
'Cops' Girl - Amber Hay
Wiseass Partygoer - Galen Hutchison
German Messenger - James Roday Rodriguez
Sandy Cook - Marya Beauvais
Dancing Girl - Anna Lane
Todd's Wife - Brittney Higgins
Young Gam Gam - Sarah Figoten
Karl Schumacher - Marc Mouchet
Canadian #1 - James Grace
Canadian #2 - Tom Carver
Spectator #1 - Ben Zeller
Spectator #2 - Ivan Brutsche
Rog's Girl - Sabrina Jàvor
Raj Kumar - Rohit Sang
Bartender Percy McButtons - Richard Perello
Old Vet - Gary Kanin
Video Camera Operator - Dennis Gubbins
Gam Gam's 'John' - Dan Fey
Taxi Driver - Artist W. Robinson
Elderly Man - Christopher Hagen
Waitress - Chloe Russell
Canadian Drinking Team Member - Braden Anderson
Drunk Aussie Sailor - Michael Ark
Irish Drinking Team Captain - James Blackburn
St. Paulie Girl Waitress - Kimberly Bosso
Festival Patron - Corey Brown
Hot Girl Sprayed by Keg - Michelle Chase
Funeral Mourner - Sam Cobean
Bar Patron - Dave Colon
Wet T-shirt girl - Kerri Daube
Munich Oktoberfest Singer - Paul Edney
German Businessman - Hugh Elliot
European Aristocrat - Scott Flick
American Tourist - Fortunato Frattasio
Aussie Sailor - Paul Haasch
Japan drinking team member - Reid Hayashi
Arena Personnel - Nancy Ann Hibbs
Mexican Drinking Team Member - Moy Hinojos
Beer Wench - Sara Holden
Xylophone player - Bruce Holman
Lederhosen Guy - Brian Hudson
Drunk Aussie Sailor - Philip Kamhi
Swedish Team Member - Lux Kassidy
Beer Waitress - Mandi Leigh
Girl Sprayed by Keg - Chauntal Lewis
Drunk Irish Fan - Ryan McGonagle
Baron's Henchman - Mike McKenny
Bar Patron - William Myers
Topless Girl #1 - Meriah Nelson
French BeerBong Rooter - Ben Nolte
Beerfest Patron - L.G. Ross
Old Man at Festival - Charles Sans
Beerfest Patron - Joseph Sims
Aussie Sailor - Logan Steele
Johann von Wolfhaus - Donald Sutherland
Drunken Aussie - Steven Vulin
European Aristocrat - Z. Ray Wakeman
British Team Member - Wil Willis
European Businessman - Julian Wondolowski
Beerfest Patron - Maria Zambrana
European Frat Boy - Paul Zepeda
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