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"Beerfest" quotes

Beerfest poster
Two brothers travel to Germany for Oktoberfest, only to stumble upon a secret, centuries-old competition described as a "Fight Club" with beer games.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $19,185,184
Released: 25 Aug 2006
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

66 video clips

Great Gam GamElderly ManLandfillGunterRolfJan WolfhouseKrista KrundleWolfgang Von WolfhausTodd WolfhouseOttoCherryPim ScutneyRog GobshireHammacherViking MasterJohann Von WolfhausMr. SchniedelwichsenIngaAussie Sailor #2Bartender Percy McbuttonsHerr RefereeSchlemmerDoor Bouncer
One two three Go - Beerfest 00:31 One two three Go Let's do this for Landfill - Beerfest 00:37 Let's do this for Landfill Das Boot - Beerfest 00:03 Das Boot It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve - Beerfest 00:23 It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve I wish it were winter We could make it into ice blocks and skate on it - Beerfest 00:11 I wish it were winter We could make it into ice blocks and... Wasn't the handle - Beerfest 00:36 Wasn't the handle So it's 10 for a BJ 12 for an HJ 15 for a ZJ - Beerfest 00:16 So it's 10 for a BJ 12 for an HJ 15 for a ZJ Back the fuck up Antonio - Beerfest 00:33 Back the fuck up Antonio I always sleep better when I have a little sausage in me - Beerfest 00:10 I always sleep better when I have a little sausage in me Landfill Two you are twice the man Landfill One was - Beerfest 00:07 Landfill Two you are twice the man Landfill One was It's just that I start to feel so cooped up in these U boats - Beerfest 00:07 It's just that I start to feel so cooped up in these U... He's so strict - Beerfest 00:20 He's so strict We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini - Beerfest 00:10 We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry... They beat me - Beerfest 00:06 They beat me About the old girlfriend thing Can we bury the hatchet buddy - Beerfest 00:24 About the old girlfriend thing Can we bury the hatchet buddy Come on - Beerfest 00:08 Come on That's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank - Beerfest 00:24 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank One time he farted an entire plum - Beerfest 00:15 One time he farted an entire plum It was the greatest beer in all the world - Beerfest 00:06 It was the greatest beer in all the world I cloned a batch of monkey frogs - Beerfest 00:21 I cloned a batch of monkey frogs You two are the rightful heirs to the von Wolfhausen brewery - Beerfest 00:16 You two are the rightful heirs to the von Wolfhausen brewery We heard you got fired from the brewery - Beerfest 00:17 We heard you got fired from the brewery He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother - Beerfest 00:20 He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother He wasn't storing corn in that thing Son of a bitch - Beerfest 00:13 He wasn't storing corn in that thing Son of a bitch I'm better when I'm drunk - Beerfest 00:03 I'm better when I'm drunk We came here to drink some beer - Beerfest 00:44 We came here to drink some beer I am going to break your dick off - Beerfest 00:07 I am going to break your dick off Hey let's go get sour on some Krauts - Beerfest 00:06 Hey let's go get sour on some Krauts The fuck is that - Beerfest 00:05 The fuck is that What do you think about that fuckhead - Beerfest 00:16 What do you think about that fuckhead Time to schei e or get off the crapper - Beerfest 00:04 Time to schei e or get off the crapper Honey what happened to your eye - Beerfest 00:10 Honey what happened to your eye Lf he had it why didn't he brew it Hebrew - Beerfest 00:11 Lf he had it why didn't he brew it Hebrew Hey Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover - Beerfest 00:06 Hey Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover Landfill could eat a ton - Beerfest 01:08 Landfill could eat a ton Who's Barry Badrinath Who's Barry Badrinath - Beerfest 00:09 Who's Barry Badrinath Who's Barry Badrinath The moment that if this was a speech in a movie - Beerfest 00:32 The moment that if this was a speech in a movie Let us do it again huh - Beerfest 00:04 Let us do it again huh Look the little one looks like he has pubic hair all over his head - Beerfest 00:09 Look the little one looks like he has pubic hair all over... Always bet on black Yeah - Beerfest 00:06 Always bet on black Yeah We gotta go back and get it - Beerfest 00:10 We gotta go back and get it I'll show you how to drink a beer motherfucker - Beerfest 00:12 I'll show you how to drink a beer motherfucker You don't understand I'm a respected member of the scientific community - Beerfest 00:22 You don't understand I'm a respected member of the... You sure you wanna do this You're drunk - Beerfest 00:09 You sure you wanna do this You're drunk How many licks does it take to get to the center - Beerfest 00:15 How many licks does it take to get to the center You should go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices - Beerfest 00:09 You should go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas... Look at the size of this graduated cylinder 2000 milliliters - Beerfest 00:05 Look at the size of this graduated cylinder 2000 milliliters Hey Comrades how about loser takes a paddle up the ass - Beerfest 00:11 Hey Comrades how about loser takes a paddle up the ass That's very funny Deutschbag Only thing is - Beerfest 00:06 That's very funny Deutschbag Only thing is Oh that's right - Beerfest 00:15 Oh that's right We got the Brits in Round One - Beerfest 00:10 We got the Brits in Round One You're all fur coat and no trousers you are - Beerfest 00:18 You're all fur coat and no trousers you are We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you - Beerfest 00:11 We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you To get fucked up - Beerfest 00:08 To get fucked up Nathan Cornwell has discovered - Beerfest 00:10 Nathan Cornwell has discovered It's frustrating - Beerfest 00:10 It's frustrating Why are you taking him Where's he going - Beerfest 00:07 Why are you taking him Where's he going Despite your thievery we are prepared to buy it from you right now - Beerfest 00:22 Despite your thievery we are prepared to buy it from you... The password - Beerfest 00:04 The password What else do the Germans do - Beerfest 00:18 What else do the Germans do Double or nothing - Beerfest 01:05 Double or nothing Boys prepare your things - Beerfest 00:07 Boys prepare your things Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator - Beerfest 00:15 Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator I think we should fucking brain them - Beerfest 00:04 I think we should fucking brain them Fink's got the eye of the Jew - Beerfest 00:04 Fink's got the eye of the Jew

Cast

Priest - M.C. Gainey
Jan Wolfhouse - Paul Soter
Todd Wolfhouse - Erik Stolhanske
Great Gam Gam - Cloris Leachman
Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen - Jürgen Prochnow
All Cast