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Steve "Fink" Finklestein:
[Speaking at Landfill's funeral]
Landfill could eat a ton, but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole. I called him "The Tiger Shark." I used to joke that if you cut open his belly, you would find a license plate and a tire and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum. I was plum surprised. I always tried to tell him to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But, um, he was my fat asshole
[Speaking at Landfill's funeral]
Landfill could eat a ton, but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole. I called him "The Tiger Shark." I used to joke that if you cut open his belly, you would find a license plate and a tire and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum. I was plum surprised. I always tried to tell him to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But, um, he was my fat asshole
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Landfill could eat a ton
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But he could also love a ton
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He had this habit of swallowing his food whole
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I called him The Tiger Shark
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I used to joke that if you cut open his belly
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you would find a license plate and a tire and half of an 8 year old boy
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One time he farted an entire plum
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I was plumb surprised
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I always told him to try to chew his food better
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but he never listened to me
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But that was Landfill
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He was a fat asshole
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But
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he was my fat asshole
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Movie Summary
Two brothers travel to Germany for Oktoberfest, only to stumble upon a secret, centuries-old competition described as a "Fight Club" with beer games.
Actors
Johann Von Wolfhaus
Mr. Schniedelwichsen
