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Barry Badrinath: I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat 'em, they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... they held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. Damaged goods.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if someone shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
Great Gam Gam: Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.
[puts a comforting hand on Barry's shoulder]
Great Gam Gam: You will, too
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if someone shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
Great Gam Gam: Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.
[puts a comforting hand on Barry's shoulder]
Great Gam Gam: You will, too
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I can't play Pong
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It happened a couple years after college
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I was in Thailand playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang
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I was in a real high stakes game in some opium den
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Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose
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After I beat them
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they beat me
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Worked me over pretty good
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And this is hard to say
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but they held me down
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and they shoved a Ping Pong paddle up my ass
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It's never been the same
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I'm damaged goods
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Gosh Barry I'm so sorry
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I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass
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Wasn't the handle
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I've been shitting pancakes ever since
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Mr Badrinath
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we are not so different you and I
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I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass
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I got over it
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You will too
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You will too
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So much to digest in there Yeah
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Calgon take me away
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You guys are my family
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Without you I got nothing
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Movie Summary
Two brothers travel to Germany for Oktoberfest, only to stumble upon a secret, centuries-old competition described as a "Fight Club" with beer games.
