"Beethoven" quotes

Beethoven poster
A slobbering St. Bernard becomes the center of attention for a loving family, but must contend with a dog-napping veterinarian and his henchmen.

Director: Brian Levant
Writer: John Hughes, Amy Holden Jones
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $57,114,049
Released: 03 Apr 1992
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

55 Clips

These were scientific investigations - Beethoven 00:05
These were scientific investigations
Instead of listening to some guy we've met only twice - Beethoven 00:33
Instead of listening to some guy we've met only twice
You sure you wanna signee wignee right now - Beethoven 00:05
You sure you wanna signee wignee right now
I pitched in college - Beethoven 00:04
I pitched in college
Hey check out Fido - Beethoven 00:36
Hey check out Fido
What a cool lookin'dog I bet you wanna play fetch - Beethoven 00:34
What a cool lookin'dog I bet you wanna play fetch
Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately - Beethoven 00:14
Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately
What's going on here - Beethoven 00:23
What's going on here
Dad who is it - Beethoven 00:27
Dad who is it
I know you like me - Beethoven 00:08
I know you like me
I dropped part of an eggshell in there - Beethoven 00:09
I dropped part of an eggshell in there
We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us - Beethoven 00:06
We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us
We've developed a new type of ammunition - Beethoven 00:36
We've developed a new type of ammunition
I'm Dr Varnick This must be Beethoven - Beethoven 00:16
I'm Dr Varnick This must be Beethoven
You're a very foolish man Mr Newton - Beethoven 00:08
You're a very foolish man Mr Newton
Dogs obey so much better than children don't they - Beethoven 00:05
Dogs obey so much better than children don't they
We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners - Beethoven 00:05
We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners
Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool - Beethoven 00:05
Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool
You kids might be interested to know that I am a performer - Beethoven 00:08
You kids might be interested to know that I am a performer
Good night honey - Beethoven 00:30
Good night honey
Oh baby it's not even Saturday night - Beethoven 00:18
Oh baby it's not even Saturday night
I've stepped in the beam - Beethoven 00:04
I've stepped in the beam
He slimed me He slobbed Look at this - Beethoven 00:06
He slimed me He slobbed Look at this
Congratulations You're gonna be a pioneer - Beethoven 00:08
Congratulations You're gonna be a pioneer
Sic 'em boys - Beethoven 00:04
Sic 'em boys
Well how big's he gonna be - Beethoven 00:36
Well how big's he gonna be
I told you he was lying - Beethoven 00:09
I told you he was lying
How dare you Are you crazy - Beethoven 00:33
How dare you Are you crazy
Let us take you out to dinner - Beethoven 00:27
Let us take you out to dinner
I don't like it when you tease the dogs - Beethoven 00:08
I don't like it when you tease the dogs
I'm just a little bit excited That's my very first felony - Beethoven 00:11
I'm just a little bit excited That's my very first felony
She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce - Beethoven 00:30
She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce
I love you too - Beethoven 00:20
I love you too
We don't want you to get into trouble so we'll let this be our little secret - Beethoven 00:13
We don't want you to get into trouble so we'll let this be...
Beethoven made this house real - Beethoven 00:11
Beethoven made this house real
I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress - Beethoven 00:05
I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress
We can't have a dog We can't have a dog - Beethoven 00:37
We can't have a dog We can't have a dog
Now he can't even see Blind as a bat - Beethoven 00:08
Now he can't even see Blind as a bat
Okay the dog's name will be - Beethoven 00:15
Okay the dog's name will be
Honey it was an accident So what - Beethoven 00:15
Honey it was an accident So what
I just love these big dumb animals - Beethoven 00:07
I just love these big dumb animals
It's my decision I mean I've decided - Beethoven 00:26
It's my decision I mean I've decided
We are people people here We are goldfish people - Beethoven 00:11
We are people people here We are goldfish people
Do you have any kids - Beethoven 00:10
Do you have any kids
No matter how many showers I take - Beethoven 00:10
No matter how many showers I take
My dad had to take our dog to the vet to be put down - Beethoven 00:20
My dad had to take our dog to the vet to be put down
Where's my dog - Beethoven 00:15
Where's my dog
Dog killer - Beethoven 00:05
Dog killer
Have you always been a dog lover - Beethoven 00:14
Have you always been a dog lover
Just change George I'm gonna change my pants - Beethoven 00:18
Just change George I'm gonna change my pants
George come on - Beethoven 00:20
George come on
In for his shots That's right - Beethoven 00:10
In for his shots That's right
This is ridiculous It's a dog He doesn't have preferences - Beethoven 00:28
This is ridiculous It's a dog He doesn't have preferences
I'm going to bed - Beethoven 00:18
I'm going to bed
Well I don't think words for parts of the body make good names - Beethoven 00:19
Well I don't think words for parts of the body make good...

Cast

George Newton - Charles Grodin
Alice Newton - Bonnie Hunt
Dr. Varnick - Dean Jones
Harvey - Oliver Platt
Vernon - Stanley Tucci
Devonia Peet - Laurel Cronin
Biker Woman - O-Lan Jones
Miss Grundel - Nancy Fish
Homeless Man - Craig Pinkard
Reporter - Sherri Paysinger
Bully #2 - Jacob Kenner
Bully #3 - Matthew Brooks
Newsreader - Chris Little
Donna - Lisa Gerber
Mark's Friend - Cory Danziger
Young Woman - Colleen O'Hara
Young Man - Nicolas Mize
Young Woman - Stephanie Durrer
Skateboarder #1 - Cirroc Lofton
Skateboarder #2 - Chad Morton
Pet Shop Owner - Melora Walters
Nurse #2 - Holly Wortell
Mother at Pet Store - Lorraine Marga
Student #2 - Andres McKenzie
Beethoven - Chris
Ammunition Company Representative - Richard Portnow
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