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"Beethoven" quotes

Beethoven poster
A slobbering St. Bernard becomes the center of attention for a loving family, but must contend with a dog-napping veterinarian and his henchmen.

Director: Brian Levant
Writer: John Hughes, Amy Holden Jones
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $57,114,049
Released: 03 Apr 1992
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations
These were scientific investigations - Beethoven 00:05 These were scientific investigations Instead of listening to some guy we've met only twice - Beethoven 00:33 Instead of listening to some guy we've met only twice You sure you wanna signee wignee right now - Beethoven 00:05 You sure you wanna signee wignee right now I pitched in college - Beethoven 00:03 I pitched in college Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately - Beethoven 00:12 Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately What's going on here - Beethoven 00:23 What's going on here I dropped part of an eggshell in there - Beethoven 00:08 I dropped part of an eggshell in there We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us - Beethoven 00:06 We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain... We've developed a new type of ammunition - Beethoven 00:55 We've developed a new type of ammunition I'm Dr Varnick This must be Beethoven - Beethoven 00:16 I'm Dr Varnick This must be Beethoven You're a very foolish man Mr Newton - Beethoven 00:08 You're a very foolish man Mr Newton Dogs obey so much better than children don't they - Beethoven 00:05 Dogs obey so much better than children don't they We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners - Beethoven 00:05 We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool - Beethoven 00:05 Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool You kids might be interested to know that I am a performer - Beethoven 00:09 You kids might be interested to know that I am a performer Good night honey - Beethoven 00:29 Good night honey I've stepped in the beam - Beethoven 00:04 I've stepped in the beam He slimed me He slobbed Look at this - Beethoven 00:03 He slimed me He slobbed Look at this Congratulations You're gonna be a pioneer - Beethoven 00:07 Congratulations You're gonna be a pioneer Sic 'em boys - Beethoven 00:04 Sic 'em boys Well how big's he gonna be - Beethoven 00:43 Well how big's he gonna be I told you he was lying - Beethoven 00:07 I told you he was lying Let us take you out to dinner - Beethoven 00:26 Let us take you out to dinner I don't like it when you tease the dogs - Beethoven 00:07 I don't like it when you tease the dogs I'm just a little bit excited That's my very first felony - Beethoven 00:11 I'm just a little bit excited That's my very first... She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce - Beethoven 00:26 She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce I love you too - Beethoven 00:19 I love you too Beethoven made this house real - Beethoven 00:10 Beethoven made this house real I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress - Beethoven 00:06 I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress We can't have a dog We can't have a dog - Beethoven 00:50 We can't have a dog We can't have a dog Oh baby it's not even Saturday night - Beethoven 00:18 Oh baby it's not even Saturday night Now he can't even see Blind as a bat - Beethoven 00:07 Now he can't even see Blind as a bat Okay the dog's name will be - Beethoven 00:14 Okay the dog's name will be Honey it was an accident So what - Beethoven 00:13 Honey it was an accident So what I just love these big dumb animals - Beethoven 00:07 I just love these big dumb animals How dare you Are you crazy - Beethoven 00:32 How dare you Are you crazy It's my decision I mean I've decided - Beethoven 00:25 It's my decision I mean I've decided We are people people here We are goldfish people - Beethoven 00:11 We are people people here We are goldfish people Do you have any kids - Beethoven 00:10 Do you have any kids No matter how many showers I take - Beethoven 00:08 No matter how many showers I take We don't want you to get into trouble so we'll let this be our little secret - Beethoven 00:13 We don't want you to get into trouble so we'll let... My dad had to take our dog to the vet to be put down - Beethoven 00:20 My dad had to take our dog to the vet to be put down Where's my dog - Beethoven 00:15 Where's my dog Dog killer - Beethoven 00:04 Dog killer Have you always been a dog lover - Beethoven 00:15 Have you always been a dog lover Just change George I'm gonna change my pants - Beethoven 00:16 Just change George I'm gonna change my pants George come on - Beethoven 00:19 George come on In for his shots That's right - Beethoven 00:09 In for his shots That's right This is ridiculous It's a dog He doesn't have preferences - Beethoven 00:13 This is ridiculous It's a dog He doesn't have... Well I don't think words for parts of the body make good names - Beethoven 00:18 Well I don't think words for parts of the body make... Hey check out Fido - Beethoven 00:36 Hey check out Fido Dad who is it - Beethoven 00:27 Dad who is it I'm going to bed - Beethoven 00:18 I'm going to bed

Cast

George Newton - Charles Grodin
Alice Newton - Bonnie Hunt
Dr. Varnick - Dean Jones