"Beethoven" quotes

Beethoven poster

A slobbering St. Bernard becomes the center of attention for a loving family, but must contend with a dog-napping veterinarian and his henchmen.

Director: Brian Levant

Writer: John Hughes, Amy Holden Jones

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama, family

Year: 1992

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.7

BoxOffice: $57,114,049

Released: 03 Apr 1992

Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

55 Clips

These were scientific investigations - Beethoven

These were scientific investigations

Instead of listening to some guy we've met only twice - Beethoven

Instead of listening to some guy we've met only twice

You sure you wanna signee wignee right now - Beethoven

You sure you wanna signee wignee right now

I pitched in college - Beethoven

I pitched in college

Hey check out Fido - Beethoven

Hey check out Fido

What a cool lookin'dog I bet you wanna play fetch - Beethoven

What a cool lookin'dog I bet you wanna play fetch

Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately - Beethoven

Have you noticed anything strange about your dog lately

What's going on here - Beethoven

What's going on here

Dad who is it - Beethoven

I know you like me - Beethoven

I know you like me

I dropped part of an eggshell in there - Beethoven

I dropped part of an eggshell in there

We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us - Beethoven

We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us

We've developed a new type of ammunition - Beethoven

We've developed a new type of ammunition

I'm Dr Varnick This must be Beethoven - Beethoven

I'm Dr Varnick This must be Beethoven

You're a very foolish man Mr Newton - Beethoven

You're a very foolish man Mr Newton

Dogs obey so much better than children don't they - Beethoven

Dogs obey so much better than children don't they

We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners - Beethoven

We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners

Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool - Beethoven

Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool

You kids might be interested to know that I am a performer - Beethoven

You kids might be interested to know that I am a performer

Good night honey - Beethoven

Good night honey

Oh baby it's not even Saturday night - Beethoven

Oh baby it's not even Saturday night

I've stepped in the beam - Beethoven

I've stepped in the beam

He slimed me He slobbed Look at this - Beethoven

He slimed me He slobbed Look at this

Congratulations You're gonna be a pioneer - Beethoven

Congratulations You're gonna be a pioneer

Sic 'em boys - Beethoven

Well how big's he gonna be - Beethoven

Well how big's he gonna be

I told you he was lying - Beethoven

I told you he was lying

How dare you Are you crazy - Beethoven

How dare you Are you crazy

Let us take you out to dinner - Beethoven

Let us take you out to dinner

I don't like it when you tease the dogs - Beethoven

I don't like it when you tease the dogs

I'm just a little bit excited That's my very first felony - Beethoven

I'm just a little bit excited That's my very first felony

She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce - Beethoven

She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce

I love you too - Beethoven

We don't want you to get into trouble so we'll let this be our little secret - Beethoven

We don't want you to get into trouble so we'll let this be...

Beethoven made this house real - Beethoven

Beethoven made this house real

I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress - Beethoven

I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress

We can't have a dog We can't have a dog - Beethoven

We can't have a dog We can't have a dog

Now he can't even see Blind as a bat - Beethoven

Now he can't even see Blind as a bat

Okay the dog's name will be - Beethoven

Okay the dog's name will be

Honey it was an accident So what - Beethoven

Honey it was an accident So what

I just love these big dumb animals - Beethoven

I just love these big dumb animals

It's my decision I mean I've decided - Beethoven

It's my decision I mean I've decided

We are people people here We are goldfish people - Beethoven

We are people people here We are goldfish people

Do you have any kids - Beethoven

Do you have any kids

No matter how many showers I take - Beethoven

No matter how many showers I take

My dad had to take our dog to the vet to be put down - Beethoven

My dad had to take our dog to the vet to be put down

Where's my dog - Beethoven

Dog killer - Beethoven

Have you always been a dog lover - Beethoven

Have you always been a dog lover

Just change George I'm gonna change my pants - Beethoven

Just change George I'm gonna change my pants

George come on - Beethoven

In for his shots That's right - Beethoven

In for his shots That's right

This is ridiculous It's a dog He doesn't have preferences - Beethoven

This is ridiculous It's a dog He doesn't have preferences

I'm going to bed - Beethoven

I'm going to bed

Well I don't think words for parts of the body make good names - Beethoven

Well I don't think words for parts of the body make good...

Cast

George Newton - Charles Grodin

Alice Newton - Bonnie Hunt

Dr. Varnick - Dean Jones

Ryce - Nicholle Tom

Ted - Christopher Castile

Emily - Sarah Rose Karr

Harvey - Oliver Platt

Vernon - Stanley Tucci

Brad - David Duchovny

Brie - Patricia Heaton

Devonia Peet - Laurel Cronin

Biker Woman - O-Lan Jones

Miss Grundel - Nancy Fish

Homeless Man - Craig Pinkard

Mark - Robi Davidson

Reporter - Sherri Paysinger

Bully #1 - Patrick LaBrecque

Bully #2 - Jacob Kenner

Bully #3 - Matthew Brooks

Newsreader - Chris Little

Donna - Lisa Gerber

Mark's Friend - Cory Danziger

Young Woman - Colleen O'Hara

Young Man - Nicolas Mize

Old Woman - Maxine Elliott Hicks

Young Woman - Stephanie Durrer

Skateboarder #1 - Cirroc Lofton

Skateboarder #2 - Chad Morton

Pet Shop Owner - Melora Walters

Nurse #2 - Holly Wortell

Mother at Pet Store - Lorraine Marga

Student #1 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Student #2 - Andres McKenzie

Beethoven - Chris

Ammunition Company Representative - Richard Portnow

Beethoven -