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George Newton:
We can't have a dog. We can't have a dog! Alice Newton:
Honey, you can't show a child a puppy and then take it away two minutes later. George Newton:
I didn't show a child a puppy. It's obviously lost. You occupy the kids, I'll run it down to the pound. Alice Newton:
Oh, no. No way. If the owner doesn't claim it, it'll be destroyed. I'm not going to live with that. George Newton:
If we keep it, the house will be destroyed! Alice Newton:
Honey, it's just a dog. Millions of people have dogs. George Newton:
Oh, no, not people like me! Dogs sniff, they lick, they chew, they drool, they scratch... Alice, they have parasites. Alice Newton:
[sarcastically]
Oh, God, yeah... George Newton:
The kids'll lose interest, I'll have to take care of it. It'll grow to be enormous, it'll take over the yard, the bushes will die and the lawn'll look terrible and when the dog finally settles down, it'll die. And everybody will so upset, we'll have to go get another puppy, the whole thing will start all over again. You understand? Alice Newton:
No, honey, could you be more specific?
We can't have a dog. We can't have a dog! Alice Newton:
Honey, you can't show a child a puppy and then take it away two minutes later. George Newton:
I didn't show a child a puppy. It's obviously lost. You occupy the kids, I'll run it down to the pound. Alice Newton:
Oh, no. No way. If the owner doesn't claim it, it'll be destroyed. I'm not going to live with that. George Newton:
If we keep it, the house will be destroyed! Alice Newton:
Honey, it's just a dog. Millions of people have dogs. George Newton:
Oh, no, not people like me! Dogs sniff, they lick, they chew, they drool, they scratch... Alice, they have parasites. Alice Newton:
[sarcastically]
Oh, God, yeah... George Newton:
The kids'll lose interest, I'll have to take care of it. It'll grow to be enormous, it'll take over the yard, the bushes will die and the lawn'll look terrible and when the dog finally settles down, it'll die. And everybody will so upset, we'll have to go get another puppy, the whole thing will start all over again. You understand? Alice Newton:
No, honey, could you be more specific?
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We can't have a dog We can't have a dog
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Honey you can't show a child a puppy
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and then take it away two minutes later
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I didn't show a child a puppy It's obviously lost
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You occupy the kids I'll run it down to the pound
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Oh no No way
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If the owner doesn't claim it it'll be destroyed
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If we keep it the house will be destroyed
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Honey it's just a dog Millions of people have dogs
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Oh no Not people like me
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Dogs sniff They lick they chew They drool they scratch
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Alice they have parasites
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Oh God yeah
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The kids'll lose interest I'll have to care for it
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It'll grow to be enormous It'll take over the yard
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The bushes will die The lawn will look terrible
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And when the dog finally settles down it'll die
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Everybody will be so upset we'll have to go get another puppy
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The whole thing will start all over again
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Do you understand
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No honey Could you be more specific
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Movie Summary
A slobbering St. Bernard becomes the center of attention for a loving family, but must contend with a dog-napping veterinarian and his henchmen.
Actors
George Newton
Alice Newton
