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Biker Woman:
[looking at Beethoven the puppy]
How big's he gonna be? Pet Shop Owner:
St. Bernards get to be about 150 pounds. Biker Woman:
I got a junkyard, I need a big, mean junkyard dog. Let me see him. [the pet shop owner takes Beethoven out of his enclosure and hands him to the biker woman] Biker Woman:
[holds him up in front of her]
He looks good and mean. Pet Shop Owner:
I don't know, he's pretty sweet. Biker Woman:
You can make any dog mean. [Beethoven urinates on her leather jacket] Biker Woman:
Hey! Damn little beast! God! [the pet shop owner smiles and takes him off her] Biker Woman:
[wiping the urine off her jacket]
You got any pit bulls?
[looking at Beethoven the puppy]
How big's he gonna be? Pet Shop Owner:
St. Bernards get to be about 150 pounds. Biker Woman:
I got a junkyard, I need a big, mean junkyard dog. Let me see him. [the pet shop owner takes Beethoven out of his enclosure and hands him to the biker woman] Biker Woman:
[holds him up in front of her]
He looks good and mean. Pet Shop Owner:
I don't know, he's pretty sweet. Biker Woman:
You can make any dog mean. [Beethoven urinates on her leather jacket] Biker Woman:
Hey! Damn little beast! God! [the pet shop owner smiles and takes him off her] Biker Woman:
[wiping the urine off her jacket]
You got any pit bulls?
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Oh how big is he gonna be
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Saint Bernards get to be about 150 pounds BARKS
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I got a junkyard I need a big mean junkyard dog
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Let me see him
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WOMAN Come here puppy
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He looks good and mean
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WOMAN I don't know He's pretty sweet
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You can make any dog mean
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Eww
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Damn little beast God
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EXHALES SHARPLY
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You got any pit bulls
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Movie Summary
A slobbering St. Bernard becomes the center of attention for a loving family, but must contend with a dog-napping veterinarian and his henchmen.

