I don't even wanna go on this stupid trip anyway

[first lines] [Sara and Beth are packing for their trip] Beth Newton:
What are you doing? Sara Newton:
[holding a camcorder]
Dad said I'm family videographer. I'm documenting our journey! [Beth grabs some items and chuckles at Sara's comment] Beth Newton:
We're not going on a journey, Sara. We're going on a very long drive. Beth Newton:
Nuh-uh! Dad said we're taking a journey! [Beth chuckles again] Sara Newton:
Does the R.V. have a power port for my laptop? Beth Newton:
Well, we're on a budget, Sara and the economy R.V. might not even have a toilet; but I'm sure it has a cigarette lighter. Sara Newton:
[sternly]
Power port, mom. We don't say "cigarette lighter" anymore. Beth Newton:
Well, we also don't walk around with a milk mustache no matter how much it accentuates our booger nose, Sara. [Beth wipes off Sara's milk mustache as she's filming] Sara Newton:
Sorry, I'm too excited about our trip. Mom, Dad has been quoted as saying this is gonna be the funnest vacation ever. Can we get *your* reaction? Beth Newton:
Honey, driving across town to a family reunion, cooking, cleaning, organizing and budgeting is not fun and *not* a vacation! Yet, it's what I do with my free time. [Beth grimaces at Sara] Beth Newton:
[an old fashioned RV drives past the Newton residence] Beth Newton:
Oh no! Sara Newton:
[disgusted]
Eww! Beth Newton:
[worried this is the RV Richard bought]
No, please! [the clunker of RV has passed their drive way] Beth Newton:
[relieved]
Thank you. [a modern RV pulls into the Newtons' driveway] Beth Newton:
No! Not my gnomes! [the RV hits a couple of lawn gnomes as it stops in the driveway; much to Beth's annoyance] Beth Newton:
[commenting on the size of the RV Richard has rented]
He got the biggest one they had! [Richard steps out of the RV] Richard Newton:
Now this... is camping! Sara Newton:
[as she runs to greet her father and check out the RV]
Dad, this is so cool! Richard Newton:
You like it? Go check it out! [Brennan steps out of the RV irritated] Brennan Newton:
[to Richard]
You think that's cool? Wait until *your* friends drive by, pointing at it and laughing at *you*! Then we'll see how cool you think it is! Richard Newton:
Brennan, maybe one of the just told a joke. Did you consider that? Brennan Newton:
Yeah. The joke was, "Look everybody! Brennan Newton is going on vacation with his family in a bus!" God, how lame is that? Even Jessica Donnelly saw me. Richard Newton:
Hey, Brenn. Your friends are all gonna stay in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors; and the beauty of it is this rig has everything! So you'll never even know you left home! Brennan Newton:
That's just it, Dad. It's home, but smaller for two weeks. [Brennan takes off still irritated] Brennan Newton:
[under his breath]
I don't even wanna go on this stupid trip anyway