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"Beetlejuice" quotes

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Thanks to an untimely demise via drowning, a young couple end up as poltergeists in their New England farmhouse, where they fail to meet the challenge of scaring away the insufferable new owners, who want to make drastic changes. In desperation, the undead newlyweds turn to an expert frightmeister, but he's got a diabolical agenda of his own.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, Warren Skaaren
Production: N/A
Genre: fantasy, comedy
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $74,664,632
Released: 30 Mar 1988
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 11 nominations total

99 video clips

AdamBarbaraLydiaVery Dumb Football PlayerJunoBernardOthoBerylDumb Football PlayerDeliaCharlesReceptionistPreacherBetelgeuseMessengerJanitorChar ManJane Butterfield
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IN CULTURED VOICE Ah Well I attended Juilliard - Beetlejuice 00:22 IN CULTURED VOICE Ah Well I attended Juilliard Nice fucking model - Beetlejuice 00:03 Nice fucking model You can see us without the sheets Of course I can see you - Beetlejuice 00:26 You can see us without the sheets Of course I can see you Because if I tell you you'll tell your friends they're calling me on the horn all the time - Beetlejuice 00:14 Because if I tell you you'll tell your friends... Coach JUNO What - Beetlejuice 00:09 Coach JUNO What What's wrong We're very unhappy - Beetlejuice 00:07 What's wrong We're very unhappy Go ahead make my millennium - Beetlejuice 00:04 Go ahead make my millennium Mr and Mrs Maitland - Beetlejuice 00:31 Mr and Mrs Maitland Otho I didn't realize you were into the supernatural - Beetlejuice 00:24 Otho I didn't realize you were into the supernatural Coach Coach where's the men's room FOOTBALL PLAYER Yeah - Beetlejuice 00:20 Coach Coach where's the men's room FOOTBALL PLAYER... A little gasoline Blowtorch No problem - Beetlejuice 00:06 A little gasoline Blowtorch No problem Now let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose - Beetlejuice 00:06 Now let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose I'll eat anything you want me to eat Swallow anything you want me to swallow - Beetlejuice 00:09 I'll eat anything you want me to eat Swallow anything... I'm telling you honey she meant nothing to me Nothing at all - Beetlejuice 00:06 I'm telling you honey she meant nothing to me Nothing... Soon as we get settled we'll build you a darkroom in the basement okay - Beetlejuice 00:19 Soon as we get settled we'll build you a darkroom in... Hi How are you - Beetlejuice 00:36 Hi How are you ADAM You read our book Yeah - Beetlejuice 00:14 ADAM You read our book Yeah Can't see you right Uh uh - Beetlejuice 00:27 Can't see you right Uh uh Adam is this what happens when you die - Beetlejuice 00:19 Adam is this what happens when you die And you do you Lydia take this man - Beetlejuice 00:20 And you do you Lydia take this man I'm feeling a little uh ooh anxious if you know what I mean - Beetlejuice 00:34 I'm feeling a little uh ooh anxious if you know what I... Do you Betel - Beetlejuice 00:21 Do you Betel Not so fast Round Boy We're gonna have some laughs - Beetlejuice 00:05 Not so fast Round Boy We're gonna have some laughs You two have really screwed up - Beetlejuice 00:25 You two have really screwed up Hey these aren't my rules Come to think of it I don't have any rules - Beetlejuice 00:06 Hey these aren't my rules Come to think of it I... Are you the guys hiding out in the attic - Beetlejuice 00:26 Are you the guys hiding out in the attic That's very nice work Let me ask how do you get them so sm - Beetlejuice 00:37 That's very nice work Let me ask how do you get them so... Fabulous Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts - Beetlejuice 00:27 Fabulous Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts Well They don't want to come down - Beetlejuice 00:23 Well They don't want to come down We've come for your daughter Chuck - Beetlejuice 00:04 We've come for your daughter Chuck How do I look There are no mirrors on this side - Beetlejuice 00:08 How do I look There are no mirrors on this side What I mean is can you be scary - Beetlejuice 00:13 What I mean is can you be scary Plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food - Beetlejuice 00:06 Plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in... I've got a card here somewhere Here Who do I have to kill - Beetlejuice 00:15 I've got a card here somewhere Here Who do I have to... Cabin fever hon - Beetlejuice 00:20 Cabin fever hon Hey I'm just doing my job Besides I thought we had a deal - Beetlejuice 00:19 Hey I'm just doing my job Besides I thought we had a... You know you look like somebody I can relate to - Beetlejuice 00:34 You know you look like somebody I can relate to What happened to these people They died - Beetlejuice 00:06 What happened to these people They died This thing reads like stereo instructions - Beetlejuice 00:12 This thing reads like stereo instructions Be gone - Beetlejuice 00:04 Be gone That is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe - Beetlejuice 00:06 That is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe Oh Delia lighten up - Beetlejuice 00:07 Oh Delia lighten up Well I better find a job Let's see Business section - Beetlejuice 00:19 Well I better find a job Let's see Business section Why are you doing this to me This is my art and it is dangerous - Beetlejuice 00:08 Why are you doing this to me This is my art and it is... Handbook for the Recently Diseased Deceased - Beetlejuice 00:24 Handbook for the Recently Diseased Deceased Oh Adam what is this - Beetlejuice 00:24 Oh Adam what is this Lydia's trying but they don't believe her - Beetlejuice 00:09 Lydia's trying but they don't believe her Charles I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax - Beetlejuice 00:37 Charles I will not stop living and breathing art just... Yuck Deliver me from L L Bean - Beetlejuice 00:05 Yuck Deliver me from L L Bean Is this a punishment or something - Beetlejuice 00:16 Is this a punishment or something I mean there's absolutely no organic flow through - Beetlejuice 00:09 I mean there's absolutely no organic flow through Don't you hate it when that happens Let's go - Beetlejuice 00:04 Don't you hate it when that happens Let's go Nice building Bad roof Good parking - Beetlejuice 00:06 Nice building Bad roof Good parking You family types - Beetlejuice 00:19 You family types Mom Dad - Beetlejuice 00:15 Mom Dad What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away - Beetlejuice 00:05 What's the good of being a ghost if you can't... What do you mean - Beetlejuice 00:36 What do you mean God how can he stand that woman - Beetlejuice 00:04 God how can he stand that woman He told me that if I let him out he would take me to the other side to find you - Beetlejuice 00:29 He told me that if I let him out he would take me to the... Come on Hey come here - Beetlejuice 00:17 Come on Hey come here Well how is it that you see us and nobody else can - Beetlejuice 00:22 Well how is it that you see us and nobody else can I hate this - Beetlejuice 00:32 I hate this Well if you are real ghosts you guys better get another routine because those sheets - Beetlejuice 00:09 Well if you are real ghosts you guys better get another... Delia Deetz welcome home - Beetlejuice 00:17 Delia Deetz welcome home Okay have you been studying the manual Well we tried - Beetlejuice 00:37 Okay have you been studying the manual Well we tried Oh Adam - Beetlejuice 00:08 Oh Adam You want somebody out of the house I want to get somebody out of your house - Beetlejuice 00:06 You want somebody out of the house I want to get somebody... Let's watch them scatter - Beetlejuice 00:12 Let's watch them scatter I have a feeling there's something very interesting behind this door - Beetlejuice 00:12 I have a feeling there's something very interesting... Here hold that for me will you - Beetlejuice 00:04 Here hold that for me will you Pumpkin sweetheart - Beetlejuice 00:10 Pumpkin sweetheart You see if you tell me what you do I'll tell you why my husband will fire you - Beetlejuice 00:06 You see if you tell me what you do I'll tell you why my... This was not a hallucination This was real - Beetlejuice 00:19 This was not a hallucination This was real Hey maybe we should try that Beetle guy - Beetlejuice 00:05 Hey maybe we should try that Beetle guy Want a cigarette Uh no thank you - Beetlejuice 00:08 Want a cigarette Uh no thank you It was gross They wanted me to dissect a frog - Beetlejuice 00:09 It was gross They wanted me to dissect a frog No you don't need to talk to Barbara Just say it - Beetlejuice 00:06 No you don't need to talk to Barbara Just say it Wait What am I worried about Otho you can't even change a tire - Beetlejuice 00:06 Wait What am I worried about Otho you can't even change... Things seem pretty quiet here - Beetlejuice 00:08 Things seem pretty quiet here I'm not sure that this is the right environment for Lydia - Beetlejuice 00:07 I'm not sure that this is the right environment for... I don't know where it came from Look at the publisher - Beetlejuice 00:17 I don't know where it came from Look at the publisher Attention Kmart shoppers - Beetlejuice 00:05 Attention Kmart shoppers It's showtime - Beetlejuice 00:08 It's showtime Leave me alone all of you - Beetlejuice 00:04 Leave me alone all of you Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Oh no - Beetlejuice 00:13 Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Oh no And make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me - Beetlejuice 00:14 And make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with... Oh yeah Here I come baby - Beetlejuice 00:04 Oh yeah Here I come baby And there's that - Beetlejuice 00:35 And there's that But Barbara this house is too big for you - Beetlejuice 00:09 But Barbara this house is too big for you
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Cast

Adam - Alec Baldwin
Barbara - Geena Davis
Jane Butterfield - Annie McEnroe
Ernie - Maurice Page
Old Bill - Hugo Stanger
All Cast