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Having trouble with the living?

I'll eat anything you want me to eatswallow anything you want me to swallow so come on...

Beetlejuice • 1988

Having trouble with the living?You tired of having your home violated? You want to get rid of thempesky living critters? Well, come on down and see me, folks,I'm the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. Yes, sirree. Come on down hereand I want to tell you, I'll do anything. I'll scare them real bad. The point is, folks,I'm gonna do anything to get your business. Hell, I'll possess myself if I gotta. Wow! Yo, I got demonsrunning all through me. All through me.Come on down here and see it and hey, if you act now, you get a freedemon possession with every exorcism. You can't beat that, can you? And bring the little pards down. Hell, we got plenty of snakes and lizardsfor them to play with. No problem at all. So say it once, say it twice,third time's the charm. And remember: I'll eat anything you want me to eatswallow anything you want me to swallow so come on down, I'll chew on the dog

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Having trouble with the living You tired of having your home violated

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You want to get rid of them pesky living critters

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Well come on down and see me folks I'm the afterlife's leading bio exorcist

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Yes sirree Come on down here and I want to tell you I'll do anything

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I'll scare them real bad The point is folks I'm gonna do anything to get your business

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Hell I'll possess myself if I gotta

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Wow Yo I got demons running all through me

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All through me Come on down here and see it

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and hey if you act now you get a free demon possession with every exorcism

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You can't beat that can you

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And bring the little pards down

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Hell we got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with No problem at all

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So say it once say it twice third time's the charm And remember

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I'll eat anything you want me to eat swallow anything you want me to swallow

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so come on down I'll chew on the dog

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هل يزعجونكم الأحياء هل تعبتم من تصرفاتهم في اقتحام بيتكم

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أتريدون التخلص منهم مخلوقات شرسة

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هيا انزل إلى الأرض تجد أفضل طارد أرواح ما بعد الحياة

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أصدقائي الأعزاء اتصلوا بي فأنا قادر على فعل كل شيء

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سأجعل حياتهم جحيما سأفعل كل شيء لقضاء حاجتكم

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اللعنة سأبيع نفسي للشيطان إذا توجب ذلك

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تسري الأرواح الشريرة في عروقي

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انزلوا لكي ترون بأعينكم

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إذا اتصلتم بي حالا ستحصلون على حالة مس بالمجان

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شيء لا يصدق لكنه حقيقة أليس كذلك

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أحضروا الصغار لدينا الكثير من الأفاعي لتسليتهم

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قلها للمرة الأولى الثانية للمرة الثالثة تصير أعذب تذكروا

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سآكل أي شيء تريدون أن آكله سأبلع كل ما تأمروني به

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هيا انزلوا سأمضغ حتى الكلب

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هيا اتصلوا الآن

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Les vivants vous dérangent

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En avez vous marre de vous faire envahir

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par ces odieuses créatures

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Faites appel au meilleur bio exorciste de l'au delà

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Oui chers amis Faites appel à moi carje peux tout

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Je leur flanquerai une trouille d'enfer Je ferai tout

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pour vous satisfaire

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Et au besoin je vendrai mon âme au diable

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Les démons me démangent J'en ai partout

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J'offre une possession pour toute demande d'exorcisme

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Incroyable mais vrai Et emmenez vos petits enfants

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Pour leur distraction nous avons des serpents des lézards

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Venez une fois deux fois trois fois et adjugez

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Je mangerai j'avalerai tout ce que vous me direz

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Descendezjusqu'ici je boufferai même du tigre

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APPELEZ

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Arger mit den Lebenden Nase voll von Eindringlingen

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Wollt ihr diese Plage loswerden

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Wendet euch vertrauensvoll an mich den fuhrenden Bioexorzisten im Jenseits

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Ich mache alles moglich

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Ichjage ihnen den Schrecken ihres Lebens ein Ich mache alles

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Ich wurde von mir selber Besitz ergreifen wenn notig

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Ich lenke die Damonen durch mich selbst

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Kommt und seht selbst

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Furjeden Exorzismus gibt es eine Damonenbesessenheit gratis

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Das ist unschlagbar nicht

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Bringt eure kleinen Gefahrten Sie konnen mitjeder Menge Schnecken spielen

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Sagt's einmal zweimal beim drittenmal klappt's Und denkt dran

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Ich esse alles was ihr wollt Ich schlucke alles was ihr wollt

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Kommt ich mach's mit einem Hund

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Ruft Jetzt An

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Проблемы с живыми Устали от того что ваш дом был нарушен

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Хотите избавиться от них надоедливых живых тварей

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Ну идем вниз и увидим меня ведущего био экзорциста после смерти

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Да дело серьёзное Я хочу сказать я сделаю все

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Я напугаю их очень плохо Я сделаю все чтобы получить ваш бизнес

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Чёрт возьми Я буду владеть собой если я должен

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Эй У меня демоны бегали насквозь

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Идем вниз и посмотрим

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Если вы действуете сейчас вы получаете бесплатное одержимость бесами с каждым заклинанием

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Вы не можете победить не так ли

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Приведите маленьких партнеров У нас есть много змей для них чтобы играть

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Скажи это один раз скажи это дважды третий раз обаяние И запомни

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Я буду есть все что вы хотите чтобы я ел Проглотите все что вы хотите чтобы я проглотил

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Итак опуститесь я буду жевать собачонку

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Problemas con los vivos Hartos de que violen su intimidad

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Quieren deshacerse de esos bichos vivientes

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Vengan a verme el bioexorcista número uno de la otra vida

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Sí señor Haré cualquier cosa

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Les pondré los pelos de punta Haré cualquier cosa para que me contraten

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Caray Me poseeré a mí mismo si es necesario

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Hola Estoy lleno de demonios

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Vengan a comprobarlo

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Si llaman ahora tendrán una posesión gratis con cada exorcismo

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Tienen otra oferta mejor

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Traigan a sus hijos Tenemos muchas serpientes para que jueguen con ellas

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Díganlo una vez dos y a la tercera un hechizo Y recuerden

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Comeré todo lo que quieran Me tragaré todo lo que quieran

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Vengan a verme y me como al perro

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Llame Ahora

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

56

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:31

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

fantasy, comedy

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Geffen Pictures

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Movie Summary

Thanks to an untimely demise via drowning, a young couple end up as poltergeists in their New England farmhouse, where they fail to meet the challenge of scaring away the insufferable new owners, who want to make drastic changes. In desperation, the undead newlyweds turn to an expert frightmeister, but he's got a diabolical agenda of his own.