So, I don't care what it takes! You get the Deetz's out of there now! Ooh, wait! What are...
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Juno:
So, I don't care what it takes! You get the Deetz's out of there now!
[Barbara and Adam stand up, getting ready to leave]
Juno:
Ooh, wait!
[They sit back down]
Juno:
What are you going to do?
[No response]
Juno:
To scare them! I want to make sure it's not some silly parlor trick.
Adam:
I'll go first, honey.
[Barbara nods and mouths the word "Okay", as Adam takes off his glasses and contorts his face into a hideous, grotesque new face, while plucking out his eyes and using them for fingers]
Juno:
Not bad, not bad.
[Points over to Barbara]
Juno:
Now, you.
[Barbara hesitates]
Juno:
Go ahead.
[Barbara thinks for a minute, then rolls her eyes all the back, pops them to the back of her head, then grotesquely pulls contorts her face to hideous feature, with mouth wide open and her eyes appearing in the back of her throat]
Juno:
Okay... you look great! Now, go clean house and don't forget the photographs and the damn handbook!
[They get up and leave as the football players return]
Very Dumb Football Player:
Coach?
Juno:
What?
Very Dumb Football Player:
I don't think we survived that crash?
Juno:
[Sarcastically]
How did you guess?
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.669
I don't know where it came from Look at the publisher
00:00:08.674 --> 00:00:11.885
Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press
00:00:12.001 --> 00:00:15.972
You know what I don't think we survived the crash
Clip duration: 17 seconds
Views: 215
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 04s
Uploaded: 16 March, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy
Summary: Thanks to an untimely demise via drowning, a young couple end up as poltergeists in their New England farmhouse, where they fail to meet the challenge of scaring away the insufferable new owners, who want to make drastic changes. In desperation, the undead newlyweds turn to an expert frightmeister, but he's got a diabolical agenda of his own.
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00:31 Mr and Mrs Maitland
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00:36 Hi How are you
00:14 ADAM You read our book Yeah