I hate this. Just can you give me the basics? Well, this book isn't arranged that way....
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[Adam and Barbara struggle to understand the "Handbook for the Recently Deceased"]
Barbara:
I hate this. Just can you give me the basics?
Adam:
Well, this book isn't arranged that way. What do you wanna know?
Barbara:
Well, why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch? Are we halfway to heaven? Are we halfway to hell? And... how long is this gonna last?
Adam:
I don't see anything about heaven OR hell. This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation.
[Snaps book shut]
Adam:
Oh, this is gonna take some time, honey.
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I hate this
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Just Can you give me the basics
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Well this book isn't arranged that way What do you wanna know
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Well why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch
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Are we halfway to heaven are we halfway to hell
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And how long is this gonna last
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I don't see anything about heaven or hell
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This book reads like stereo instructions Listen to this
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Geographical and Temporal Perimeters
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Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation
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Oh this is gonna take some time honey
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 207
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 23s
Uploaded: 16 March, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy
Summary: Thanks to an untimely demise via drowning, a young couple end up as poltergeists in their New England farmhouse, where they fail to meet the challenge of scaring away the insufferable new owners, who want to make drastic changes. In desperation, the undead newlyweds turn to an expert frightmeister, but he's got a diabolical agenda of his own.
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00:09 Well if you are real ghosts you guys better get another...
00:17 Delia Deetz welcome home
00:37 Okay have you been studying the manual Well we tried
00:08 Oh Adam
00:06 You want somebody out of the house I want to get somebody...
00:12 Let's watch them scatter
00:12 I have a feeling there's something very interesting...
00:04 Here hold that for me will you
00:10 Pumpkin sweetheart
00:06 You see if you tell me what you do I'll tell you why my...
00:19 This was not a hallucination This was real
00:05 Hey maybe we should try that Beetle guy
00:08 Want a cigarette Uh no thank you
00:09 It was gross They wanted me to dissect a frog
00:06 No you don't need to talk to Barbara Just say it
00:06 Wait What am I worried about Otho you can't even change...
00:09 But Barbara this house is too big for you
00:35 And there's that
00:08 Things seem pretty quiet here
00:06 Kids You know I love them