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Rory: [after Beetlejuice crashed the wedding, confused] Lydia, what's going on here?
[Lydia goes speechless trying to explain]
Beetlejuice: [throws the handbook down, knowingly] Wow. Awkward.
[he goes up to Rory]
Beetlejuice: You haven't made much progress since our last session, so I'm going to suggest some drug therapy.
[he injects Truth Serum in Rory's neck with a syringe, Rory groans from it]
Beetlejuice: Don't be afraid to share. When you're ready.
[Rory turns to Lydia taking deep breaths]
Rory: [in difficulty] I always thought your whole act was bullshit.
[Lydia and Astrid go bewildered]
Rory: I never believed in ghosts, spirits, or any of it!
Lydia Deetz: What? All this time? Why the hell did you want to get married?
Rory: MONEY!
[all the guests and Lydia go shocked, Astrid seems amused by this]
Rory: [still in difficulty] I knew I could make more as your husband than I could as your manager. Ugh... And I never had a dead fiancée. I just went to that survivor's retreat so that I could meet weak women and exploit them! Uh, and I hit the codependent lottery when I met you!
[Lydia goes furiously insulted]
Beetlejuice: How about a little physical therapy?
[Lydia is given a black and white striped boxing glove, Lydia then angrily punches Rory send him flying across the aisle with everyone watching and recording on their iPhones]
[Lydia goes speechless trying to explain]
Beetlejuice: [throws the handbook down, knowingly] Wow. Awkward.
[he goes up to Rory]
Beetlejuice: You haven't made much progress since our last session, so I'm going to suggest some drug therapy.
[he injects Truth Serum in Rory's neck with a syringe, Rory groans from it]
Beetlejuice: Don't be afraid to share. When you're ready.
[Rory turns to Lydia taking deep breaths]
Rory: [in difficulty] I always thought your whole act was bullshit.
[Lydia and Astrid go bewildered]
Rory: I never believed in ghosts, spirits, or any of it!
Lydia Deetz: What? All this time? Why the hell did you want to get married?
Rory: MONEY!
[all the guests and Lydia go shocked, Astrid seems amused by this]
Rory: [still in difficulty] I knew I could make more as your husband than I could as your manager. Ugh... And I never had a dead fiancée. I just went to that survivor's retreat so that I could meet weak women and exploit them! Uh, and I hit the codependent lottery when I met you!
[Lydia goes furiously insulted]
Beetlejuice: How about a little physical therapy?
[Lydia is given a black and white striped boxing glove, Lydia then angrily punches Rory send him flying across the aisle with everyone watching and recording on their iPhones]
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I knew I could make more as your husband
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than I could as your manager
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groans And I never had a dead fiancee
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I just went to that survivor's retreat
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so that I could meet weak women and exploit them
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And I hit the codependent lottery when I met you
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How 'bout a little physical therapy
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Movie Summary
After a family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's life is turned upside down when her teenage daughter, Astrid, accidentally opens the portal to the Af...