"Being John Malkovich" quotes
One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
Director: Spike Jonze
Writer: Charlie Kaufman
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 90/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $22,863,596
Released: 03 Dec 1999
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 48 wins & 79 nominations total
85 Clips
00:09 What have I become
00:11 No no no What are you doing What are you doing
00:15 You fell in love with her first
00:08 What happens when a man goes through his own portal
00:35 After a fashion
00:10 You get to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes
00:18 Something was making me talk
00:23 This is so good
00:08 Was ever woman in this humour won
00:19 You're so beautiful
01:08 I've been going over and over my experience last night
00:05 I was inside John Malkovich lookin' out
00:10 I don't understand
00:11 We don't know the significance of this thing
00:12 I need you for this
00:22 I thought you were alright in that one movie
00:27 The Broadhurst Theater
00:09 The puppeteer told me he loved me today
00:07 Listen to Lester's sexual fantasies and drink carrot...
00:05 Why do you do this to yourself
00:06 I've always wondered what it would be like to have a...
00:08 Meet me at the Stuck Pig
00:09 Don't forget about me
00:06 Or where you work
00:04 Gimmicky bastard
00:06 Lookin' great Flo
00:07 Get Guinness on the phone
00:12 And he was with her
00:06 I'm a puppeteer
00:10 Are you married
00:08 I've gotta know the truth
00:07 Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is
00:10 You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes
00:22 I made him move his arm across your girlfriend's...
00:06 My nipples are at attention
00:14 It's just a little mix up with your secretary My name...
00:05 Seven and a half
00:47 Ah to be a young man again
00:05 Be all that someone else can be
00:14 What magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet
00:04 I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm...
00:42 Wet with desire
00:09 My name is Craig Schwartz
00:15 You're not someone I could get interested in
00:30 Don't toy with Floris
00:12 I was thinking about what you were saying the other day
00:15 Why are these ceilings so low
00:16 Did you call me Lotte
00:07 You see she's got her doctorate
00:04 Suck my dick
00:27 I don't know what it is about you
00:10 Here's the thing
00:53 If I can guess your name in three tries
00:18 Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people...
00:31 I just I don't find you attractive
00:04 Hey Malkovich think fast
00:12 I've fallen in love
00:06 You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte
00:17 Which of these two letters comes first
00:11 It isn't just playing with dolls
00:48 Why do you love puppetering
00:06 Hot lesbian witches
00:13 Great to see you
00:08 You see I've been very lonely
00:20 The weird thing is
00:08 I have seen a world that NO man should see
00:05 Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man
00:05 Meet you in Malkovich in one hour
00:32 With all due respect
00:22 Maxine
00:58 There's a tiny door in my office
00:07 Ma Sheen
00:27 Are you John Malkovich
00:22 I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a...
00:08 And there are lies
00:11 You overrated piece of shit
00:04 Malkovich Malkovich
00:20 It's time for bed
01:17 Even during the celebration of mass
Cast
Craig Schwartz - John Cusack
Lotte Schwartz - Cameron Diaz
Derek Mantini - Ned Bellamy
Father at Puppet Show - Eric Weinstein
Daughter at Puppet Show - Madison Lanc