105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I...
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Dr. Lester:
Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz.Craig Schwartz:Oh, no.Dr. Lester:If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.Craig Schwartz:I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir?Dr. Lester:105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes. But, nobody wants to die!
Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz.Craig Schwartz:Oh, no.Dr. Lester:If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.Craig Schwartz:I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir?Dr. Lester:105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes. But, nobody wants to die!
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Don't toy with Floris Schwartz Oh no
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If I was 80 years younger I'd box your ears
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I wasn't toying with her sir I wouldn't
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Pardon me How old are you sir 105
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Carrot juice and lots of it
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I swear sometimes it's not worth it I piss orange
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And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girly girl every 15 minutes
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Mm But nobody wants to die
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Movie Summary
One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
Actors
Dr. Lester
Craig Schwartz
