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Floris, get Guinness on the phone

Being John Malkovich

Floris, get Guinness on the phone. 'Yes, sir.Genghis Khan Capone. Fine.' Damn fine woman,...

Being John Malkovich • 1999

Floris, get Guinness on the phone. 'Yes, sir.Genghis Khan Capone. Fine.' Damn fine woman, Floris, I don't know how she puts upwith this speech impediment of mine. You don't have a speech impediment,Dr Lester. Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy. I'm afraid I have to trust Florison that one. You see, she's got her doctorate in speech impedimentologyfrom Case Western. I apologise if you can't understanda word I'm saying. No, I understand perfectly. Well, it's very kind of you to lie. You see, I've been very lonely in my isolated towerof indecipherable speech

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Floris get Guinness on the phone

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'Yes sir Genghis Khan Capone Fine '

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Damn fine woman Floris

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I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine

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You don't have a speech impediment Dr Lester

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Flattery will get you everywhere my boy

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I'm afraid I have to trust Floris on that one

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You see she's got her doctorate

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in speech impedimentology from Case Western

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I apologise if you can't understand a word I'm saying

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No I understand perfectly

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Well it's very kind of you to lie

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You see I've been very lonely

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in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech

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اتصلي هيئة غينيس يا فلوريس

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حسن ا يا سيدي سأطلب غانكيس خان كابون

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إن فلوريس فتاة طيبة

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لا أدري كيف يمكنها التعايش مع معاق لغوي ا مثلي

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أنت لست معاق ا لغوي ا يا دكتور ليستر

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إن المجاملة ستفتح لك كل الأبواب يا ولدي

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أخشى أني يجب أن أصدق فلوريس في تشخيصها لحالتي

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لعلمك إنها حاصلة على الدكتوراه

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في علوم الإعاقة اللغوية من كيس وسترن

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أنا آسف لأنك لا تستطيع فهم أي كلمة مما أقول

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كلا أنا أفهمك تمام ا

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إنه لشيء لطيف منك أن تكذب

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أتدري لقد مكثت وحيد ا منذ زمن

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في برجي الانعزالي الذي يفرضه علي تعذ ر قدرتي اللغوية

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Floris appelez Guinness

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Oui monsieur Genghis

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Sacrée femme cette Floris

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Je ne sais pas comment elle fait pour supporter mon défaut d'élocution

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Vous n'avez pas de défaut d'élocution Dr Lester

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Les flatteries vous mèneront loin mon garçon

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J'ai bien peur qu'il ne faille faire confiance à Floris

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Voyez vous elle a fait un doctorat

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en défauts d'élocution à Case Western

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Pardonnez moi si vous ne comprenez rien

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Non je vous comprends très bien

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Vous êtes gentil de me mentir

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Voyez vous je me sens très seul

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dans ma tour de langage indéchiffrable

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Floris ich will mit Guiness sprechen

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Ja Sir Dschingis Khan Capone Fein

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Floris ist eine feine Frau

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Ich weiB nicht wie sie es schafft mit meinem Sprachfehler klar zu kommen

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Sie haben keinen Sprachfehler Dr Lester

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Mit Schmeichelei werden Sie's weit bringen

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Ich fürchte darin muss ich auf Floris vertrauen

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Wissen Sie sie machte den Doktor

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in Sprachfehler Wissenschaft an der Case Western

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Tut mir Leid wenn Sie kein Wort verstehen können

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Nein ich verstehe Sie perfekt

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Sehr nett dass Sie lügen

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Wissen Sie ich war sehr einsam

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im isolierten Turm meiner undechiffrierbaren Sprache

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Флорис Гинниса мне дайте

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Да сэр Чингисхан китаец

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Удивительно как она что то понимает у меня такой дефект речи

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У вас нет дефекта речи мистер Лестер

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Подхалимство лучший путь к успеху

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Но боюсь что со мной Флорис права

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Она защитила докторскую по дефектам речи где то на Западе

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Извините за манную кашу у меня во рту Я отлично вас понимаю

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Спасибо за вашу ложь

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Знаете я так одинок в этом каземате из неразборчивых звуков

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Floris comuníqueme con Guinness

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Sí señor Genghis Kan Capone Bien

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Floris es una excelente mujer No sé cómo soporta este defecto mío del habla

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Ud no tiene un defecto del habla Dr Lester

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El halago te llevará a la cima muchacho

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Me temo que tendré que confiar en Floris en eso

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Verás ella obtuvo su doctorado en Defectología del Habla en Case Western

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Me disculpo si no puedes entender una palabra de lo que digo

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No entiendo perfectamente

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Eres muy amable al mentir así

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Verás me he sentido muy solo en mi torre aislada de habla indescifrable

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

287

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:33

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.