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Being John Malkovich

Gimmicky bastard!

Craig Schwartz:
Gimmicky bastard!

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Gimmicky bastard
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
728
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:20
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

John Cusack
Craig Schwartz
John Cusack
You don't know how lucky you are, being a monkey. - Being John Malkovich 00:30
You don't know how lucky you are, being a monkey.
'While we enjoy the pleasures of an uneasy love 'and abandon ourselves to fornication, 'we were spared God's severity.' 'Say no more, I beg you, and cease from complaints like these 'which are so far removed from the true depths of love.' Look, a puppet s - Being John Malkovich 00:42
'While we enjoy the pleasures of an uneasy love...
'Even during the celebration of Mass'when our prayers should be pure'lewd visions of these pleasures take such a hold upon my unhappy soul'that my thoughts are on their very wantonness'instead of my prayers ''Sometimes my thoughts are betrayed by the - Being John Malkovich 00:35
'Even during the celebration of Mass'when our...
Uh, Craig! - Being John Malkovich 00:13
Uh, Craig!
Seven and a half, right? - Being John Malkovich 00:07
Seven and a half, right?
Seven and a half. - Being John Malkovich 00:09
Seven and a half.
Welcome to Lestercorp How may we meet your filing needsNo no UmMy name's Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr LesterOh Please have a seat Mr Juarez SchwartzPardon SchwartzI'm I'm sorry I have no idea what you're saying to me right nowMy name is - Being John Malkovich 00:49
Welcome to Lestercorp How may we meet your filing needsNo no...
Mr Juarez? - Being John Malkovich 00:47
Mr Juarez?
It's just a little mix up with your secretaryMy name is Craig Schwartz I tried to explain that to herShe's not my secretaryShe's what they call an executive liaison AhAnd I'm not banging her if that's what you're implying - Being John Malkovich 00:14
It's just a little mix up with your secretaryMy name is...
Ah. Well, now... Tell me, Dr Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to Lestercorp? Uh, well, sir, - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Ah. Well, now... Tell me, Dr Schwartz, what do you feel you...
Tell me which of these two letters comes firstThis one or this oneThe symbol on the left is not a letter sirDamn you're goodI was trying to trick you I see - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Tell me which of these two letters comes firstThis one or...
The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir. - Being John Malkovich 00:15
The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir.
Floris, get Guinness on the phone. - Being John Malkovich 00:43
Floris, get Guinness on the phone.
You see she's got her doctoratein speech impedimentology from Case Western - Being John Malkovich 00:07
You see she's got her doctoratein speech...
I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm saying - Being John Malkovich 00:04
I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm...
You got the job. - Being John Malkovich 00:19
You got the job.
Moving story, huh? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
Moving story, huh?
Listen, I'm Craig Schwartz. - Being John Malkovich 00:07
Listen, I'm Craig Schwartz.
Shut up! - Being John Malkovich 01:01
Shut up!
So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby? - Being John Malkovich 00:23
So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby?