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How did you know it was me?

Being John Malkovich

How did you know it was me? Lotte called me.She escaped your evil clutches. Really? Well,...

Being John Malkovich • 1999

How did you know it was me? Lotte called me.She escaped your evil clutches. Really? Well, I'm really sorryI did that, Maxine, but I'm really in love with you, andI just didn't know how else to be with you. Hmm. So apparently you can controlthis Malkovich fellow now, huh? Yes, I'm getting better all the time. I'll say you are. Hey, let's do iton his dining room table. Then we'll make himeat an omelette off of it. No! Shut up, you overrated sack of shit! Craigy

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How did you know it was me

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Lotte called me She escaped your evil clutches

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Really Well I'm really sorry I did that Maxine

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but I'm really in love with you and I just didn't know how else to be with you

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Hmm

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So apparently you can control this Malkovich fellow now huh

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Yes I'm getting better all the time

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I'll say you are

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Hey let's do it on his dining room table

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Then we'll make him eat an omelette off of it

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No

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Shut up you overrated sack of shit

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Craigy

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كيف عرفت أنه أنا

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اتصلت بي لوتي فك ت قيودك اللعينة

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حق ا أنا حق ا آسف على تصر في بهذا الأسلوب يا ماكسين

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لكني أحبك حب ا جم ا ولم أتدبر أية وسيلة أخرى تمكنني منك

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واضح أنك تتحكم في هذا المدعو مالكوفيتش أليس كذلك

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أجل أنا أزداد براعة مع الوقت

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هذا واضح جد ا

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لنمارس الحب فوق مائدة طعامه

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ثم سنجعله يتناول طعامه فوقها بعد انتهائنا

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كلا

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اصمت أيها الحقير المبالغ في تقديره

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كريغ

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Comment savais tu que c'était moi

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Lotte m'a appelée Elle s'est échappée de ta poigne maléfique

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Vraiment Je suis désolé d'avoir fait ça Maxine

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mais je t'aime tant je ne voyais pas d'autre moyen d'être avec toi

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Il paraît que tu le contrôles maintenant ce Malkovich

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Oui je m'améliore de jour en jour

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C'est vrai

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On le fait sur sa table à manger

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Après on lui fera manger une omelette dessus

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Non

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La ferme espèce de péteux de mes deux

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Woher wusstest du dass ich es bin

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Lotte rief mich an Sie ist deinen Klauen entkommen

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Wirklich Es tut mir echt Leid dass ich das tat Maxine

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aber ich liebe dich wirklich und wusste keinen anderen Weg bei dir zu sein

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Also kannst du Malkovich jetzt kontrollieren

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Ja jedes Mal besser

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Das wette ich

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He machen wir's auf seinem Esstisch

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Dann lassen wir ihn ein Omelett davon essen

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Nein

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Ruhe du Misthaufen

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Как ты узнала что я в нем Лоти звонила

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Она сбежала из клетки Правда

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Ты извини меня Максин но я действительно тебя люблю и не знаю что мне с этим делать

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Итак кажется этот Малкович тебя слушается

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Да и с каждым разом больше

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А мы проверим Давай на этом круглом столе

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Пусть потом лопает здесь омлет Нет

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Ты много себе позволяешь шлюха

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Cómo sabías que era yo

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Lotte me llamó Se escapó de tus garras perversas

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Sí Realmente lamento que le hice eso Maxine

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pero estoy enamorado de ti y no sabía de qué otra manera estar contigo

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Así que aparentemente puedes controlar a este sujeto Malkovich

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Y voy mejorando minuto a minuto

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Debo admitir que es así

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Oye hagámoslo sobre esta mesa

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Luego le haremos comer un omelette de ahí mismo

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No

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Cállate saco de mierda sobrestimado

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Craigy

Available in 6 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

91

Timestamp in Movie

01:18:01

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.