I like you, I don't know what it is about you. My tits? No! No, no, no. No? It's your...
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Craig Schwartz:
I like you, I don't know what it is about you.
Maxine:
My tits?
Craig Schwartz:
No! No, no, no.
Maxine:
No?
Craig Schwartz:
It's your energy, your attitude, you know, the way you carry yourself.
Maxine:
You're not a fag, are you?
Craig Schwartz:
No, I am really attracted to you.
Maxine:
"No, I am really attracted to you", Christ, you are a fag. Okay, we can share recipes if you like, darling.
Craig Schwartz:
No, no, I love your tits, love 'em. I want to fuck you!
Maxine:
Great! Now we're gettin' somewhere. Not a chance.
Transcript
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I like you I don't know what it is about you I just
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My tits No No no no no
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No It's your energy attitude the way you carry yourself
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You're not a fag are you
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No I am really attracted to you
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I am really attracted to you Christ you are a fag
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Well we can share recipes if you like Darlene
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No wait I love your tits I wanna fuck 'em
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Now we're gettin' somewhere
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Not a chance
Clip duration: 27 seconds
Views: 297
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 16s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
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00:09 My name is Craig Schwartz
00:07 Get Guinness on the phone
00:42 Wet with desire
00:20 It's time for bed
00:09 Don't forget about me
00:14 What magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet
00:05 Be all that someone else can be
00:47 Ah to be a young man again
00:05 Seven and a half
00:48 We were spared God's severity
01:17 Even during the celebration of mass
00:06 My nipples are at attention
00:07 Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is
00:08 I've gotta know the truth
00:10 Are you married
00:06 I'm a puppeteer
00:15 You're not someone I could get interested in
00:04 Gimmicky bastard
00:06 Or where you work
00:08 Meet me at the Stuck Pig