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Yeah but Craig I don't understand There's notThere's no such thing as a hole or a portal into somebody's brain
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Being John Malkovich

Yes there is!

Lotte Schwartz:
Craig, I don't understand. There's not - there's no such thing as a hole or a portal into somebody's brain!Craig Schwartz:Yes there is!

Full Transcript

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Yeah but Craig I don't understand There's not
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There's no such thing as a hole or a portal into somebody's brain
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
879
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:53
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

Cameron Diaz
Lotte Schwartz
Cameron Diaz
John Cusack
Craig Schwartz
John Cusack
I was inside John Malkovich looking out - Being John Malkovich 00:05
I was inside John Malkovich looking out
I'm scared. - Being John Malkovich 00:18
I'm scared.
It's wet. - Being John Malkovich 00:08
It's wet.
That's nice. - Being John Malkovich 00:16
That's nice.
Craig! Craig, I gotta go back! - No! - Maybe tomorrow. - No, no, no...! I gotta go back now! - We'll - Being John Malkovich 00:20
Craig! Craig, I gotta go back! - No! - Maybe tomorrow. - No,...
It's like everything made sense, you know? - Being John Malkovich 00:25
It's like everything made sense, you know?
So tell me, Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying? - Being John Malkovich 00:20
So tell me, Lotte, can you understand a word I'm...
Dr Lester, would you mind just pointing me in the direction of the restroom? - Being John Malkovich 00:21
Dr Lester, would you mind just pointing me in the direction...
I think it's kind of sexy that John Malkovich has a portal you knowSort of like it's like he's a vaginaIt's sort of vaginal like he has ahe has a penis and a vaginaIt's sort of likeMalkovich's feminine sideI like that - Being John Malkovich 00:23
I think it's kind of sexy that John Malkovich has a...
I've been going over and over my experience last night CraigIt was amazingI've decidedthat I'm a transsexualI know it's the craziest thing Craig What are you fucking nutsNo It's just that for the first time everything just felt rightI've got to make - Being John Malkovich 01:08
I've been going over and over my experience last night...
Don't stand in the way of my actualisation as a man - Being John Malkovich 00:05
Don't stand in the way of my actualisation as a man
Davey, it's Max. - Being John Malkovich 00:40
Davey, it's Max.
- Yeah? - 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah. - Being John Malkovich 00:50
- Yeah? - 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah.
'My nipples are at attention General Malkovich sir ' - Being John Malkovich 00:05
'My nipples are at attention General Malkovich sir...
You're not gonna meet her there? - Being John Malkovich 00:30
You're not gonna meet her there?
How was it? - Being John Malkovich 00:11
How was it?
- Excuse me. - Being John Malkovich 01:00
- Excuse me.
You're so beautifulThe way you're looking at me I mean at him at usI've never been looked at like this by a woman beforeI think I'm sweating - Being John Malkovich 00:19
You're so beautifulThe way you're looking at me I...
Now when you say that I can be somebody else what do you mean exactlyWell we mean exactly thatWe can put you inside someone else's body for 15 minutesCan I be anybody that I wanna beWell youActually You can be John MalkovichThat's perfectIt's my second - Being John Malkovich 00:38
Now when you say that I can be somebody else what do you...
OK. You gotta crawl in there. Oh, my God. - Being John Malkovich 00:09
OK. You gotta crawl in there. Oh, my God.