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I have been to the dark side I have seen a world that no man should seeReally For most people it's a rather pleasant experience
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Being John Malkovich

Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience

John Malkovich:I have seen a world that NO man should see!Craig Schwartz:Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience

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I have been to the dark side I have seen a world that no man should see
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Really For most people it's a rather pleasant experience
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
858
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:23
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

John Cusack
Craig Schwartz
John Cusack
That portal is mine and it must be sealed foreverfor the love of GodBut Mr Malkovich sir with all due respectI discovered that portal I mean it's my livelihood Do you understandIt's my head SchwartzIt's my headI will see you in courtWhat makes you think I - Being John Malkovich 00:32
That portal is mine and it must be sealed foreverfor the...
Hey Malkovich think fast - Being John Malkovich 00:04
Hey Malkovich think fast
You know Craig once this was a relationshipbuilt on loveWell you gave up that claimafter the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine LotteYou fell in love with her first Craig - Being John Malkovich 00:15
You know Craig once this was a relationshipbuilt on loveWell...
God, Lotte, what have I become? - Being John Malkovich 00:14
God, Lotte, what have I become?
What am I, some kind of monster? - Being John Malkovich 00:26
What am I, some kind of monster?
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine?' Lotte. I've been thinking about us, you know? And, uh... 'We have to meet.' - Being John Malkovich 00:21
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine?' Lotte. I've been...
Um OK I'll see you in Malkovich in one hour - Being John Malkovich 00:05
Um OK I'll see you in Malkovich in one hour
Oh, Elijah! - Being John Malkovich 00:06
Oh, Elijah!
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine!' Honey pie! I was just heading out the door to meet you. No, listen, Maxine. - Being John Malkovich 00:51
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine!' Honey pie! I was just...
It's confusing, you know? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
It's confusing, you know?
Listen, I should really get going, OK? - Being John Malkovich 00:16
Listen, I should really get going, OK?
What the fuck do you want? - Being John Malkovich 00:10
What the fuck do you want?
Listen, don't con me, Maxine. - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Listen, don't con me, Maxine.
How did you know it was me? - Being John Malkovich 00:41
How did you know it was me?
Hey let's do it on his dining room tableThen we'll make him eat an omelette off of itNoShut up you overrated sack of shit - Being John Malkovich 00:12
Hey let's do it on his dining room tableThen we'll...
Yes? Hi, Dr Lester. It's Lotte Schwartz. Craig's wife. Oh! Yes. Oh, my God. You'll catch your death - Being John Malkovich 00:19
Yes? Hi, Dr Lester. It's Lotte Schwartz. Craig's...
Here you are, my dear. - Being John Malkovich 00:55
Here you are, my dear.
My name is Craig Schwartz - Being John Malkovich 00:09
My name is Craig Schwartz
Everyone, this is Lotte. - Being John Malkovich 00:08
Everyone, this is Lotte.
Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey. - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey.