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'I need you for this Craigy You're my man on the inside 'You need meI'm your man'Sure whatever '
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Being John Malkovich

Sure, whatever

Maxine:I need you for this, Craigy. You're my man on the inside.Craig Schwartz:You need me? I'm your man?Maxine:Sure, whatever

Full Transcript

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'I need you for this Craigy You're my man on the inside '
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You need me
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I'm your man
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'Sure whatever '
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
802
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:03
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

John Cusack
Craig Schwartz
John Cusack
We don't know the significance of this thingIt might be dangerous to toy with'Well I'll protect you doll face - Being John Malkovich 00:11
We don't know the significance of this thingIt might be...
Who was that? - Being John Malkovich 00:54
Who was that?
Yeah but Craig I don't understand There's notThere's no such thing as a hole or a portal into somebody's brain - Being John Malkovich 00:10
Yeah but Craig I don't understand There's...
I was inside John Malkovich looking out - Being John Malkovich 00:05
I was inside John Malkovich looking out
I'm scared. - Being John Malkovich 00:18
I'm scared.
It's wet. - Being John Malkovich 00:08
It's wet.
That's nice. - Being John Malkovich 00:16
That's nice.
Craig! Craig, I gotta go back! - No! - Maybe tomorrow. - No, no, no...! I gotta go back now! - We'll - Being John Malkovich 00:20
Craig! Craig, I gotta go back! - No! - Maybe tomorrow. - No,...
It's like everything made sense, you know? - Being John Malkovich 00:25
It's like everything made sense, you know?
So tell me, Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying? - Being John Malkovich 00:20
So tell me, Lotte, can you understand a word I'm...
Dr Lester, would you mind just pointing me in the direction of the restroom? - Being John Malkovich 00:21
Dr Lester, would you mind just pointing me in the direction...
I think it's kind of sexy that John Malkovich has a portal you knowSort of like it's like he's a vaginaIt's sort of vaginal like he has ahe has a penis and a vaginaIt's sort of likeMalkovich's feminine sideI like that - Being John Malkovich 00:23
I think it's kind of sexy that John Malkovich has a...
I've been going over and over my experience last night CraigIt was amazingI've decidedthat I'm a transsexualI know it's the craziest thing Craig What are you fucking nutsNo It's just that for the first time everything just felt rightI've got to make - Being John Malkovich 01:08
I've been going over and over my experience last night...
Don't stand in the way of my actualisation as a man - Being John Malkovich 00:05
Don't stand in the way of my actualisation as a man
Davey, it's Max. - Being John Malkovich 00:40
Davey, it's Max.
- Yeah? - 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah. - Being John Malkovich 00:50
- Yeah? - 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah.
'My nipples are at attention General Malkovich sir ' - Being John Malkovich 00:05
'My nipples are at attention General Malkovich sir...
You're not gonna meet her there? - Being John Malkovich 00:30
You're not gonna meet her there?
How was it? - Being John Malkovich 00:11
How was it?
- Excuse me. - Being John Malkovich 01:00
- Excuse me.