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Being John Malkovich

I wasn't...I was talking about the film

I wasn't...I was talking about the film

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I wasn't I was talking about the film
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
98
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:22
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
Here's the thing - Being John Malkovich 00:10
Here's the thing
Ooh what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet MmMaybe you could alphabetise meAnd don't forgetcomes before - Being John Malkovich 00:15
Ooh what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet...
Don't toy with Floris Schwartz Oh noIf I was 80 years younger I'd box your earsI wasn't toying with her sir I wouldn'tPardon me How old are you sir 105Carrot juice and lots of itI swear sometimes it's not worth it I piss orangeAnd I have to piss sitting - Being John Malkovich 00:30
Don't toy with Floris Schwartz Oh noIf I was 80 years...
Ah to be a young man again eh SchwartzMaybe then Floris would care for meBut the elderly have so much to offer sir They're our link with historyI don't wanna be your goddamn link damn yaI want to feel Floris's naked thighs next to mineI want my body to - Being John Malkovich 00:47
Ah to be a young man again eh SchwartzMaybe then Floris...
Listen to Lester's sexual fantasies and drink carrot juice for a whileYou know it's a job thing really - Being John Malkovich 00:07
Listen to Lester's sexual fantasies and drink carrot...
Yeah. So, I'll talk to you later, OK? Yeah. You too. Gotta go back to work. OK, bye. Hi. Do you know - Being John Malkovich 00:34
Yeah. So, I'll talk to you later, OK? Yeah. You too....
Hi Do you know that I don't even know your name or where you workYeah - Being John Malkovich 00:08
Hi Do you know that I don't even know your name or...
If I can guess your name in three triesyou have to come have a drink with me tonightWhy notOKYou look like aBarRuBell LuL CarolTa ShanSusannEmm ilyMar larMaax ine M M MaxineYeah Who told youNobody told me That just came outDon't you think Isn't that odd - Being John Malkovich 00:53
If I can guess your name in three triesyou have to come have...
OK meet me at The Stuck Pig seven o'clockIf you're late I walk - Being John Malkovich 00:08
OK meet me at The Stuck Pig seven o'clockIf you're...
Nubile BlondeWet with desire Me in leatherA harness if you likeAnd all eyes Craig are upon me as I speakLadies I beginam the love god Eros They like thatintoxicate youMy spunk is to you manna from heavenDr Lester this is all really fascinating and - Being John Malkovich 00:43
Nubile BlondeWet with desire Me in leatherA harness if you...
Buy you a drink Maxine MaxineAre you marriedYeah But enough about me Yeah - Being John Malkovich 00:10
Buy you a drink Maxine MaxineAre you marriedYeah But enough...
I don't know what it is about you I just My titsNo No no no NoNo it's your energy your attitude the way you carry yourselfYou're not a fag are youNo I am really attracted to youam really attracted to you Christ you are a fagOK well we can share recipes if - Being John Malkovich 00:26
I don't know what it is about you I just My titsNo No...
I'm a puppeteer - Being John Malkovich 00:06
I'm a puppeteer
- H6Y- - H6Y- I'm sorry I'm so late. - Being John Malkovich 00:39
- H6Y- - H6Y- I'm sorry I'm so late.
- How was your evening? - Being John Malkovich 00:39
- How was your evening?
Tell me, Craig, why do you love puppeteering? - Being John Malkovich 00:40
Tell me, Craig, why do you love puppeteering?
It's good in here, Craig. - Being John Malkovich 00:09
It's good in here, Craig.
You're not somebody I could get interested in, Craig. - Being John Malkovich 00:39
You're not somebody I could get interested in, Craig.
Yeah. Yeah. What's the file number? Yep. - Being John Malkovich 00:10
Yeah. Yeah. What's the file number? Yep.
Oh, you know what? - Being John Malkovich 00:16
Oh, you know what?