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If I can guess your name in three triesyou have to come have a drink with me tonightWhy notOKYou look like aBarRuBell LuL CarolTa ShanSusannEmm ilyMar larMaax ine M M MaxineYeah Who told youNobody

Being John Malkovich

Nobody told me. That just came out. Isn't that odd?

Being John Malkovich • 1999

Craig Schwartz:
If I can guess your name in three tries, you have to come have a drink with me tonight.Maxine:Why not?Craig Schwartz:Okay. You look like a... BarrrRuuu - BellllLuuuu - Lllll - Carolllll - Taaaa-Sharrr - - SusaaannnEmmmmilllly - - Marr - laaarr - Maax... ine - M-M-M - Maxine?Maxine:Yeah! Who told you?Craig Schwartz:Nobody told me. That just came out. Isn't that odd?

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If I can guess your name in three tries

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you have to come have a drink with me tonight

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Why not

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OK

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You look like a

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Bar

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Ru

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Bell Lu

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L Carol

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Ta Shan

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Susann

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Emm ily

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Mar lar

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Maax ine M M Maxine

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Yeah Who told you

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Nobody told me That just came out

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Don't you think Isn't that odd

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ما رأيك بهذه الفكرة

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إذا استطعت تخمين اسمك بعد 3 محاولات عليك أن تخرجي معي لتناول مشروب الليلة

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لم لا

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حسن ا

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يبدو أن اسمك

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بار

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رو

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بيل

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كارول

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تا تشير

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سوزان

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إيميلي

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مالار

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ماكسين أهو ماكسين

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أجل من أخبرك به

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لم يخبرني أحد لقد حضر إلى ذهني أليس هذا غريب ا

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J'ai une proposition

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Si je peux deviner ton nom en trois coups tu dois prendre un verre avec moi ce soir

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Pourquoi pas

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Bon

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Tu as l'air d'une

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Maxine Maxine

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Ouais Qui te l'a dit

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Personne C'est sorti tout seul Bizarre non

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Wie wäre das

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Wenn ich mit drei Versuchen lhren Namen errate gehen wir was trinken

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Warum nicht

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Sie wirken wie eine

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Bar

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Ru

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Bell

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Carol

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Ta Cher

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Susan

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Emily

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Marlar

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Maxine Maxine

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Ja Wer hat Ihnen das gesagt

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Niemand Es kam einfach so heraus Ist das nicht seltsam

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А может так Если я угадаю имя с трех раз вечером мы вместе выпьем

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Вуаля Итак

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Вы похожи на

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Ба лю

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Пел

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Люка Да

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Шер Зузээль

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Мэм Ма

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Май Маэм Ма

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Макси Максин

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Да Кто сказал Никто просто я угадал

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Правда же это судьба Прости ты одна живешь

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Si adivino tu nombre en tres intentos

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tomas una copa conmigo esta noche

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Por qué no

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Tú te ves como una

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Maxine

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Sí Quién te lo dijo

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Nadie me lo dijo Simplemente salió

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No te parece raro

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

1,442

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:47

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

Craig Schwartz

Maxine Lund

Catherine Keener