I've been going over and over my experience last night, Craig. It was amazing. I've...
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Lotte Schwartz:
I've been going over and over my experience last night, Craig. It was amazing. I've decided - that I'm a transsexual. I know! It's the craziest thing, Craig!
Craig Schwartz:
What are you fuckin' nuts!
Lotte Schwartz:
No, it's just that for the first time everything just felt right! I've got to make sure. But, if the feeling is still there, I'm gonna talk to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.
Craig Schwartz:
Listen, this is absurd! Besides, Feldman is an allergist. If you're going to do something, do it right! We've talked about this plenty of times. Alright, you get these half-ass ideas and then you do a half-assed job. Just drop it!
Lotte Schwartz:
It's just that I really, you know, I like Dr. Feldman. Alright? So, I thought that I would ask him his opinion. What - is there something so terrible about that? Why are you always yelling at me like this?
Craig Schwartz:
Baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just a phase. It's a phase of seeing through somebody else's eyes. Okay? It'll pass.
Lotte Schwartz:
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
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I've been going over and over my experience last night Craig
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It was amazing
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I've decided that I'm a transsexual
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I know it's the craziest thing Craig
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What are you fuckin' nuts
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No It's just that for the first time everything just felt right
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I've got to make sure
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But if the feeling is still there
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I'm going to talk to Dr Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery
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This is absurd Besides Feldman is an allergist
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If you're going to do something do it right
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We talked about this a million times
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You get these half assed ideas and then you do a half assed job
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Just drop it
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It's just that I really you know
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like Dr Feldman All right
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So I thought that I would ask him his opinion
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Is there something so terrible about that
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Why do you always yell at me like this
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Sweetie I'm sorry
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It's just a phase It's the thrill of seeing through somebody else's eyes
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Okay It'll pass
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Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 309
Timestamp in movie: 00h 42m 43s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
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