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Mr Juarez?

Being John Malkovich

Mr Juarez? - Oh. Yes?- "Chest"? - I said, "Yes?"- You suggest what? I'm sorry, I have no...

Being John Malkovich • 1999

Mr Juarez? - Oh. Yes?- "Chest"? - I said, "Yes?"- You suggest what? I'm sorry, I have no time for piddlingsuggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr Lester will see you now. Oh, come in, Mr Juarez. Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz,Dr Lester. - Security!- No, sir, it's... It's just a little mix-upwith your secretary. My name is Craig Schwartz.I tried to explain that to her. She's not my secretary. - She's what they call an executive liaison.- Ah. And I'm not banging her,if that's what you're implying. No, sir, not at all.I think I must have simply misspoke

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Mr Juarez

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Oh Yes Chest

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I said Yes You suggest what

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I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants

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Besides Dr Lester will see you now

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Oh come in Mr Juarez

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Actually my name is Craig Schwartz Dr Lester

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Security No sir it's

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It's just a little mix up with your secretary

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My name is Craig Schwartz I tried to explain that to her

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She's not my secretary

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She's what they call an executive liaison Ah

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And I'm not banging her if that's what you're implying

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No sir not at all I think I must have simply misspoke

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سيد يوارتز

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نعم

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صدر لقد قلت نعم

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ماذا ترجح

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أنا آسفة ليس لدي وقت للاستماع لأي مقترحات تافهة من طالب عمل متلعثم

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هذا بخلاف أن الدكتور ليستر سيقابلك الآن

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تفض ل يا سيد يوارتز

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إن اسمي هو كريغ شوارتز يا دكتور ليستر

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رجال الأمن

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كلا سيدي إنه مجرد سوء فهم للأسماء مع سكرتيرة مكتبك

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أنا اسمي كريغ شوارتز لقد حاولت إخبارها بذلك مرار ا

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إنها ليست سكرتيرتي

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إنها ما يمكنك أن تطلق عليه لقب مديرة علاقات

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وليست لي أية علاقة غرامية معها إذا كان هذا ما يدور ببالك

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كلا أبد ا يا سيدي أعتقد أني أخطأت في تعبيري فحسب

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M Juarez

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Oui

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Lui J'ai dit Oui

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Comment ça votre amie

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Désolée je n'ai pas le temps d'écouter les propos insignifiants des candidats

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De plus le Dr Lester va vous recevoir

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Entrez M Juarez

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Je m'appelle Craig Schwartz Dr Lester

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Garde

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Non il s'agit d'un simple malentendu avec votre secrétaire

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Mon nom est Craig Schwartz J'ai essayé de le lui expliquer

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Ce n'est pas ma secrétaire

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Elle est assistante de direction

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Et je ne la saute pas si c'est ce que vous insinuez

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Pas du tout monsieur J'ai dû simplement mal m'exprimer

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Herr Juarez

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Bitte

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Mitte Ich sagte Bitte

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Was schlagen Sie vor

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Tut mir Leid Habe keine Zeit für banale Anregungen von murmelnden Bewerbern

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AuBerdem will Dr Lester Sie jetzt sehen

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Treten Sie ein Herr Juarez

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Ich heiBe Craig Schwartz Dr Lester

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Sicherheit

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Nein es ist nur ein Missverständnis mit lhrer Sekretärin

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Ich heiBe Schwartz Ich versuchte ihr das zu erklären

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Sie ist nicht meine Sekretärin

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Sie ist was man wohl ein Arbeitsverhältnis nennt

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Ich treibe es nicht mit ihr falls Sie das andeuten wollen

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Nein auf keinen Fall Ich muss mich versprochen haben

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Мистер Хуарес

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Меня Змея

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Я сказал да Какая ерунда

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Простите У меня совершенно нет времени разгадывать ваши ребусы

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Доктор Лестер просит вас зайти

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Входите мистер Хуарес Вообще то Крейг Шварц доктор Лестер

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Охрана Нет сэр Ваша секретарша спутала

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Моя фамилия Шварц Я пробовал ей объяснить

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Она тут не секретарша Она у нас младший администратор

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И я ее не трахаю если вы об этом

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Нет сэр что вы Я неправильно выразился

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Sr Juárez

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Ah sí Cita

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Dije sí

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Ud sugiere qué

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Lo siento no tengo tiempo para sugerencias triviales

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de solicitantes que balbucean

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Además el Dr Lester lo verá ahora

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Pase Sr Juárez

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Mi nombre es Craig Schwartz Dr Lester

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Seguridad No señor Es

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Es una pequeña confusión con su secretaria

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Mi nombre es Craig Schwartz Traté de explicárselo a ella

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No es mi secretaria

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Es lo que llaman un enlace ejecutivo

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Y no me la tiro si es eso lo que está insinuando

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No señor en absoluto Creo que simplemente me expresé mal

Available in 6 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

74

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:56

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.