John! Great to see you! Sorry about the cunt at reception. This is my fiancée Maxine....
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Larry the Agent:
John! Great to see you! Sorry about the cunt at reception.
Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich):
This is my fiancée Maxine.
Larry the Agent:
Great to see you, Maxine. Sorry about the cunt at reception. Please have a seat.
Transcript
Welcome to Lestercorp.
How may we meet your filing needs?
No. Um, my name's Craig Schwartz,
and I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
Oh. Uh, please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
Schwartz.
- Pardon?
- Schwartz.
L-I'm sorry. I have no idea
what you're saying to me right now.
- My name is Schwartz.
- My name is Warts?
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 429
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
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00:12 I've fallen in love
00:11 It isn't just playing with dolls
00:17 Which of these two letters comes first
00:48 Why do you love puppetering
00:06 You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte
00:18 Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people...
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00:15 Why are these ceilings so low
00:53 If I can guess your name in three tries
00:30 Don't toy with Floris
00:10 You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes
00:31 I just I don't find you attractive
00:16 Did you call me Lotte
00:56 Now when you say that I can be somebody else
00:12 And he was with her
00:12 I was thinking about what you were saying the other day
00:10 Here's the thing
00:27 I don't know what it is about you
00:09 My name is Craig Schwartz
00:07 Get Guinness on the phone