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Being John Malkovich

Seven and a half. Thank you

Seven and a half. Thank you

Full Transcript

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Seven and a half
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Thank you
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:45
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
Welcome to Lestercorp How may we meet your filing needsNo no UmMy name's Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr LesterOh Please have a seat Mr Juarez SchwartzPardon SchwartzI'm I'm sorry I have no idea what you're saying to me right nowMy name is - Being John Malkovich 00:49
Welcome to Lestercorp How may we meet your filing needsNo no...
Mr Juarez? - Being John Malkovich 00:47
Mr Juarez?
It's just a little mix up with your secretaryMy name is Craig Schwartz I tried to explain that to herShe's not my secretaryShe's what they call an executive liaison AhAnd I'm not banging her if that's what you're implying - Being John Malkovich 00:14
It's just a little mix up with your secretaryMy name is...
Ah. Well, now... Tell me, Dr Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to Lestercorp? Uh, well, sir, - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Ah. Well, now... Tell me, Dr Schwartz, what do you feel you...
Tell me which of these two letters comes firstThis one or this oneThe symbol on the left is not a letter sirDamn you're goodI was trying to trick you I see - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Tell me which of these two letters comes firstThis one or...
The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir. - Being John Malkovich 00:15
The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir.
Floris, get Guinness on the phone. - Being John Malkovich 00:43
Floris, get Guinness on the phone.
You see she's got her doctoratein speech impedimentology from Case Western - Being John Malkovich 00:07
You see she's got her doctoratein speech...
I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm saying - Being John Malkovich 00:04
I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm...
You got the job. - Being John Malkovich 00:19
You got the job.
Moving story, huh? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
Moving story, huh?
Listen, I'm Craig Schwartz. - Being John Malkovich 00:07
Listen, I'm Craig Schwartz.
Shut up! - Being John Malkovich 01:01
Shut up!
So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby? - Being John Malkovich 00:23
So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby?
I was thinking about what you were saying the other day - about the orientation film being bullshit. - Being John Malkovich 00:26
I was thinking about what you were saying the other day -...
Here's the thingIf you ever got meyou wouldn't have a clue what to do with me - Being John Malkovich 00:10
Here's the thingIf you ever got meyou wouldn't...
I wasn't... - Being John Malkovich 00:06
I wasn't...
Here's the thing - Being John Malkovich 00:10
Here's the thing
Ooh what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet MmMaybe you could alphabetise meAnd don't forgetcomes before - Being John Malkovich 00:15
Ooh what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet...
Don't toy with Floris Schwartz Oh noIf I was 80 years younger I'd box your earsI wasn't toying with her sir I wouldn'tPardon me How old are you sir 105Carrot juice and lots of itI swear sometimes it's not worth it I piss orangeAnd I have to piss sitting - Being John Malkovich 00:30
Don't toy with Floris Schwartz Oh noIf I was 80 years...