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Being John Malkovich

Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won?

Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won?

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Was ever woman in this humour wooed
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Was ever woman in this humour won
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
723
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:23
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
Tommy, can I take 15? - Being John Malkovich 00:13
Tommy, can I take 15?
Oh Lotte Lotte this is so goodMy God This is amazingLotte I want to touch her breastTouch her breastMove right hand across left breast now LotteMove right hand across left breast nowMove right hand across left breast now - Being John Malkovich 00:22
Oh Lotte Lotte this is so goodMy God This is amazingLotte I...
Something was making me talkSome goddamn thing was making me moveI've gotta get out of here Oh doll faceIt was just uh your passion for me taking holdNo doll face I know what my passion taking hold feels like - Being John Malkovich 00:18
Something was making me talkSome goddamn thing was making me...
I did itI made him move his arms across your girlfriend's glorious titOh andI made him talk sort ofIt's just a matter of practicebefore Malkovich is nothing more than another puppethanging next to my work table - Being John Malkovich 00:20
I did itI made him move his arms across your...
I'll tell you about it when I get home, OK? - Being John Malkovich 00:10
I'll tell you about it when I get home, OK?
The weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me LotteOuch That is hotMaybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian loverSounds like my kind of gal Let me know when you're done with her yeahWhat are you talking about done with her manTonight really - Being John Malkovich 00:20
The weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me LotteOuch...
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you LotteI'll tell you that as a friend - Being John Malkovich 00:06
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you...
Hot lesbian witches Think about it It's fucking genius - Being John Malkovich 00:05
Hot lesbian witches Think about it It's fucking genius
I gotta know the truth CharlieThe truth is for suckers Johnny boy - Being John Malkovich 00:08
I gotta know the truth CharlieThe truth is for suckers...
Thanks. - Being John Malkovich 00:06
Thanks.
Excuse me sir Exactly what uh type of service does this company provideYou get to be John Malkovich for 15 minutesTwo hundred clams - Being John Malkovich 00:13
Excuse me sir Exactly what uh type of service does this...
My name is Craig Schwartzand we operate a little business herethat simulates for our clientele well thethe experience ofof of being you actuallySimulates Yeah after a fashionWhat exactly does that mean Well it's hard to describeI want to do it thenI'm - Being John Malkovich 00:34
My name is Craig Schwartzand we operate a little business...
What happens when a man goes through his own portal? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
MalkovichMalkovich Malkovich - Being John Malkovich 00:07
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Malkovich. - Being John Malkovich 00:16
Malkovich.
- Malkovich! - Being John Malkovich 00:12
- Malkovich!
Malkovich! - Being John Malkovich 00:19
Malkovich!
I have been to the dark side I have seen a world that no man should seeReally For most people it's a rather pleasant experience - Being John Malkovich 00:09
I have been to the dark side I have seen a world that no man...
That portal is mine and it must be sealed foreverfor the love of GodBut Mr Malkovich sir with all due respectI discovered that portal I mean it's my livelihood Do you understandIt's my head SchwartzIt's my headI will see you in courtWhat makes you think I - Being John Malkovich 00:32
That portal is mine and it must be sealed foreverfor the...
Hey Malkovich think fast - Being John Malkovich 00:04
Hey Malkovich think fast