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Welcome to Lestercorp How may we meet your filing needsNo no UmMy name's Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr LesterOh Please have a seat Mr Juarez SchwartzPardon SchwartzI'm I'm sorry I

Being John Malkovich

You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job...

Being John Malkovich • 1999

Floris:
Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?Craig Schwartz:No, no. Um... my name's Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Dr. Lester.Floris:Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.Craig Schwartz:Schwartz.Floris:Pardon?Craig Schwartz:Schwartz.Floris:I- I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.Craig Schwartz:My name is Schwartz.Floris:"My name is Warts"?Floris: Mr. Juarez?Craig Schwartz:Oh. Yes?Floris:Chest?Craig Schwartz:I said, "Yes?"Floris:You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now

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Welcome to Lestercorp How may we meet your filing needs

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No no Um

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My name's Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr Lester

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Oh Please have a seat Mr Juarez Schwartz

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Pardon Schwartz

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I'm I'm sorry I have no idea what you're saying to me right now

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My name is Schwartz My name is Warts

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Mr Juarez

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Oh Yes Chest

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I said Yes You suggest what

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I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants

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Besides Dr Lester will see you now

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مرحب ا بك في شركة ليستر كيف يمكننا معاونتك لإعداد الملفات

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كلا اسمي كريغ شوارتز

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لدي موعد لمقابلة الدكتور ليستر

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تفض ل بالجلوس يا سيد يوارتز شوارتز

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عفو ا شوارتز

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أنا آسفة لست أدري على الإطلاق ماذا تحاول أن تقول لي

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اسمي شوارتز اسمي وارتز

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سيد يوارتز

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نعم

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صدر لقد قلت نعم

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ماذا ترجح

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أنا آسفة ليس لدي وقت للاستماع لأي مقترحات تافهة من طالب عمل متلعثم

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هذا بخلاف أن الدكتور ليستر سيقابلك الآن

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Bienvenue à Lestercorp Qu'avez vous besoin d'archiver

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Non je m'appelle Craig Schwartz

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J'ai un entretien avec le Dr Lester

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Veuillez vous asseoir M Juarez Schwartz

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Pardon Schwartz

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Désolée je ne comprends pas un mot de ce que vous dites

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Mon nom est Schwartz Mon nom est Warts

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M Juarez

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Oui

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Lui J'ai dit Oui

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Comment ça votre amie

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Désolée je n'ai pas le temps d'écouter les propos insignifiants des candidats

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De plus le Dr Lester va vous recevoir

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Willkommen bei Lestercorp Wie können wir Ihnen helfen

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Nein Mein Name ist Craig Schwartz

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Ich habe einen Termin bei Dr Lester

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Setzen Sie sich Herr Juarez Schwartz

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Wie bitte Schwartz

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Tut mir Leid ich habe Sie nicht verstanden

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Mein Name ist Schwartz Mein Name ist Warts

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Herr Juarez

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Bitte

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Mitte Ich sagte Bitte

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Was schlagen Sie vor

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Tut mir Leid Habe keine Zeit für banale Anregungen von murmelnden Bewerbern

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AuBerdem will Dr Lester Sie jetzt sehen

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Фирма Лестер Какого рода документация Меня зовут Шварц я на собеседование

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Присядьте пожалуйста мистер Хуарес Шварц

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Пардон Шварц

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Что Не понимаю извините Что вы хотите этим сказать

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Фамилия Шварц Ваниль и кварц

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Мистер Хуарес

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Меня Змея

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Я сказал да Какая ерунда

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Простите У меня совершенно нет времени разгадывать ваши ребусы

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Доктор Лестер просит вас зайти

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Bienvenido a Lester S A cómo podemos satisfacer sus necesidades de archivo

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No Mi nombre es Craig Schwartz y tengo una entrevista con el Dr Lester

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Tome asiento por favor Sr Juárez

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Schwartz Perdón

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Schwartz

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Lo siento No tengo idea de lo que me está diciendo

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Mi nombre es Schwartz Mi nombre es Warts

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Sr Juárez

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Ah sí Cita

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Dije sí

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Ud sugiere qué

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Lo siento no tengo tiempo para sugerencias triviales

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de solicitantes que balbucean

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Además el Dr Lester lo verá ahora

Available in 6 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

1,585

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:25

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

Floris

Craig Schwartz