Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs? No, no. Um... my name's Craig...
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Floris:
Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?
Craig Schwartz:
No, no. Um... my name's Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
Floris:
Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
Craig Schwartz:
Schwartz.
Floris:
Pardon?
Craig Schwartz:
Schwartz.
Floris:
I- I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.
Craig Schwartz:
My name is Schwartz.
Floris:
"My name is Warts"?
[Craig takes a seat]
Floris:
[intercom beeps]
Mr. Juarez?
[Craig doesn't respond at first]
Craig Schwartz:
Oh. Yes?
Floris:
Chest?
Craig Schwartz:
I said, "Yes?"
Floris:
You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.
Transcript
Welcome to Lestercorp.
How may we meet your filing needs?
No. Um, my name's Craig Schwartz,
and I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
Oh. Uh, please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
Schwartz.
- Pardon?
- Schwartz.
L-I'm sorry. I have no idea
what you're saying to me right now.
- My name is Schwartz.
- My name is Warts?
Mr. Juarez?
- Oh. Yes?
- Chest?
I said, "yes?"
You suggest what? I'm sorry.
I have no time for piddling suggestions
from mumbling job applicants.
Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.
Oh, come in, uh, Mr. Juarez.
Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz,
Dr. Lester.
- Security!
- No, sir, it's -
it's just a little mix-up with your secretary.
My name is Craig Schwartz.
I tried to explain that to her.
She's not my secretary.
- She's what they call an executive liaison.
- Ah.
And I'm not banging her,
if that's what you're implying.
Clip duration: 74 seconds
Views: 330
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.
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00:36 Please have a seat
00:12 I've fallen in love
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00:17 Which of these two letters comes first
00:48 Why do you love puppetering
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00:30 Don't toy with Floris
00:10 You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes
00:31 I just I don't find you attractive
00:16 Did you call me Lotte
00:56 Now when you say that I can be somebody else