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Yeah? - 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah

Being John Malkovich

Yeah?- 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah. Who's calling?- 'Oh, my goodness! 'You don't know...

Being John Malkovich • 1999

Yeah?- 'Mr John Malkovich?' - Yeah. Who's calling?- 'Oh, my goodness! 'You don't know me,but I know you. 'I'm a great admirer of yours.' How did you get this number? 'Er, well... it's just that I... 'I... I dream about you, and, erm... 'Well, even speaking to you nowhas gotten me sort of excited, you know?' Wow, the waythis woman's talking to him. Listen, I reallydon't find this amusing. - Don't call here anymore, OK?- 'Well! 'My nipples are at attention,General Malkovich, sir.' What, her nipples? 'So, listen,why don't we have dinner tonight? 'Bernardo's? Eight o'clock? 'I really want to see you. I justloved you in that jewel thief movie.'

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Yeah 'Mr John Malkovich '

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Yeah Who's calling 'Oh my goodness

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'You don't know me but I know you

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'I'm a great admirer of yours '

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How did you get this number

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'Er well it's just that I

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'I I dream about you and erm

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'Well even speaking to you now has gotten me sort of excited you know '

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Wow the way this woman's talking to him

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Listen I really don't find this amusing

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Don't call here anymore OK 'Well

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'My nipples are at attention General Malkovich sir '

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What her nipples

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'So listen why don't we have dinner tonight

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'Bernardo's Eight o'clock

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'I really want to see you I just loved you in that jewel thief movie '

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مرحب ا السيد جون مالكوفيتش

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نعم من المتحدث يا إلهي كم أنا محظوظة

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أنت لا تعرفني لكنني أعرفك

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أنا معجبة مغرمة بك

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من أعطاك هذا الرقم

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أريد فقط أن أقول لك

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أنني أحلم بك

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ثم حتى مجرد التحدث إليك الآن يثير كل غرائزي أتفهمني

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الطريقة التي تتحدث بها هذه المرأة إليه

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اسمعيني لا أجد أي شيء مسل في هذا لا تتصلي بهذا الرقم إطلاق ا أفهمت

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إن حلمتي في حالة انتباه تام أيها الجنرال مالكوفيتش

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ماذا حلمتاها

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فلم لا نتناول العشاء سوي ا الليلة

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مطعم برناردو في الساعة الـ8

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أتوق لرؤيتك حق ا لقد عشقتك في دور لص المجوهرات

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Oui M John Malkovich

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Oui Qui est à l'appareil Mon Dieu

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Vous ne me connaissez pas mais moi si

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Je suis de vos admiratrices

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Comment avez vous obtenu ce numéro

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C'est que

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je rêve de vous

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Et rien que le fait de vous parler m'excite un peu

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Comment cette femme lui parle

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Ecoutez je ne trouve pas ça du tout amusant N'appelez plus entendu

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Mes mamelons sont au garde à vous général Malkovich

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Quoi Ses mamelons

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Pourquoi ne pas dîner ensemble ce soir

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Chez Bernardo à 20 h

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J'ai très envie de vous voir Je vous adore dans ce film de voleur

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Ja Herr John Malkovich

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Ja Wer spricht Oh mein Gott

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Sie kennen mich nicht aber ich kenne Sie

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Ich bin ein groBer Fan von Ihnen

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Woher haben Sie diese Nummer

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Es ist nur dass

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ich von Ihnen träumte

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Undjetzt wo ich mit Ihnen rede bin ich etwas aufgeregt verstehen Sie

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Die Art wie diese Frau mit ihm redet

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Ich finde das nicht sehr amüsant Rufen Sie nicht mehr an ja

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Meine Nippel sind erregt General Malkovich Sir

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Was ihre Nippel

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Warum essen wir heute Abend nicht zusammen

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Bei Bernardo Um acht

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Ich möchte Sie treffen Sie gefielen mir in dem Juwelendiebfilm

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Мистер Джон Малкович Да кто это

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Господи откуда вам меня знать Я одна из ваших поклонниц

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Как вы узнали мой номер

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Просто я так мечтала о вас даже этот разговор с вами

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Смотри ка как она клеится

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Мне это неприятно Пожалуйста не звоните больше хорошо

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Есть Мои соски опали генерал Малкович

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Что ее соски Слушайте Поужинаем сегодня

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У Бернардо в восемь Я очень хочу вас видеть

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Я влюбилась в вас в том фильме про воров

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Sí

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El Sr John Malkovich

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Sí quién llama

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Ay santo cielo Ud no me conoce pero yo lo conozco

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Soy una gran admiradora de Ud

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Cómo consiguió este número

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Bueno es sólo que yo

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Yo sueño con Ud y

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simplemente hablar con Ud ahora me excitó en cierta manera

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Caracoles Cómo le habla esta mujer

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Esto no me resulta divertido No vuelva a llamar aquí De acuerdo

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Guau Mis pezones están en posición de atención general Malkovich Señor

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Qué dijo sus pezones

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Así que escúcheme porqué no cenamos esta noche

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Bernardo s A las 8 00

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De veras quiero verlo

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Me encantó en esa película del ladrón de joyas

Available in 6 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

126

Timestamp in Movie

00:45:04

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.